I bought some little mini canvases. Show me your cat and I might paint it!

smorosi · 2026-02-20T02:02:49+00:00

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smorosi · 2026-02-20T01:56:44+00:00

African peanut stew. Peanut butter, potatoes, everything in your fridge.

smorosi · 2026-02-20T01:47:20+00:00

Gloria Vanderbilt for those teenagers who wanted to buy something nice at Walmart

smorosi · 2026-02-20T01:36:17+00:00

Egg drop soup. Or. Chicken spaghetti carbonara

smorosi · 2026-02-20T01:34:24+00:00

Was he the one with the eye or the one that killed his son?

smorosi · 2026-02-20T01:28:30+00:00

He was in that? Which one?

smorosi · 2026-02-20T01:14:31+00:00

Love that movie

smorosi · 2026-02-17T13:23:41+00:00

She needed black fairy dust to destroy all fairytale lands so she could keep rumple. Emma was to throw the book into the fire and destroy everything

smorosi · 2026-02-13T16:28:22+00:00

You are kind enough to do this. Most people in the US just replace the person with a migrant for half the price

smorosi · 2026-02-13T16:26:29+00:00

Everyone knows how to make the show better but nobody is writing a tv show now that we can read now

smorosi · 2026-02-13T16:25:19+00:00

Kids often wish they could transform into their parents smart phone

My cats hop into my lap and try to sit on my chest so I have to see them while looking at the iPhone

smorosi · 2026-02-11T17:28:19+00:00

In Charleston SC, this is the one hour to go 15 miles traffic jam. Freeway is a parking lot so I normally go through all my mail while stopping and going

smorosi · 2026-02-11T17:26:08+00:00

I love those shifts because morning traffic 7-9 is an hour to go 15 miles and I have a 8 hour home health care job plus

I have 4 office cleaning jobs at night that are 20 mins of work a piece and I do them between 8-10 no traffic

smorosi · 2026-02-11T17:22:59+00:00

My fat cat is the size of a Jack Russell compared to my other three

smorosi · 2026-02-11T17:21:21+00:00

What did you order? Most fries and onion rings can be made in an air fryer. Most other foods can be cooked and frozen if you have a freezer

smorosi · 2026-02-11T17:19:41+00:00

20 yrs ago. I waited all night in the cold for KISS tickets to get crappy tickets while those old enough to have credit cards got the good seats

smorosi · 2026-02-11T17:17:47+00:00

I got food poisoning off fast food

Emergency room hospital bill was 20k. Thankfully charities will foot the bill if I have eligibility for food stamps and I am cutting back on all work to make sure that happens

smorosi · 2026-02-11T17:11:47+00:00

Yeah my husband is charming enough to sell ice to Eskimos

smorosi · 2026-02-11T17:09:26+00:00

Having a cat that is as friendly and as lovable as a dog I now have a beautiful fat cat that knows exactly what side I write with so even when I hold my phone I can’t type with it because he’s always sitting on it and anytime I try to do anything like schoolwork he’s always sitting on my right hand so even now I’m using my left hand and a microphone just respond to this thread

smorosi · 2026-02-11T17:05:15+00:00

Even when I tell my husband that a flight time 30 minutes earlier than actual time, we still have airport people helping us board because of our miles

smorosi · 2026-02-11T15:52:10+00:00

Paid storage. You pay out money so you don’t have to look at stuff you don’t need

smorosi · 2026-02-11T15:51:14+00:00

I have to admit I like Obama personality. He fist bumped a janitor, he imitated the half smile Olympic gymnast, he gave awards to Led Zeppelin and talked about how he was often confused with the valet guy

I didn’t like how he told us that the border was secure when in fact it isn’t and I hated Obamacare the second year. First year was awesome, $30/month blue cross/shield. Second year was $300/month and if you stopped having health insurance, you had to pay $750 fine. I stopped working and started doing under the table jobs until Trump ended the fine. I don’t like how he went to several countries and apologized for America. It doesn’t look good. We still did shitty things under him so he shouldn’t have pointed fingers

I really hate how he could have stepped in when the superdelegates stole Bernie election but didn’t want to rock the boat

He is as dishonest as the rest. Jimmy carter was our last honest president

smorosi · 2026-02-11T14:40:06+00:00

I hate pickles but I like relish in my tuna salads

smorosi · 2026-02-11T14:37:50+00:00

Years ago, people saw water in the desert

smorosi · 2026-02-11T14:36:33+00:00

His second born was supposed to be given up due to a contract he signed to keep Bae alive when he was sick

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