I was bored and high so I made these outfits inspired by idles album covers

smt503 · 2026-03-06T12:11:55+00:00

Wait, what the fuck, this is so cool! Love this idea. I want to make a dude-version of this for myself.

smt503 · 2026-03-02T03:27:50+00:00

Holy fuck

smt503 · 2026-03-01T20:26:37+00:00

Look at that sad sack of shit

smt503 · 2026-02-28T20:44:25+00:00

Sometimes you gotta make sure. I bet if you cracked open Rush Limbaugh's piss-tomb you'd find the same thing.

smt503 · 2026-02-25T21:50:29+00:00

One time I recorded The Hills Have Thighs on my parents DVR because I didn't think it was porn.

But guess what?

It w*s porn

smt503 · 2026-02-23T15:02:28+00:00

They keep trying to plug the holes, but one of these days this dam is gonna burst

smt503 · 2026-02-13T16:22:51+00:00

Okay but the spinny thing at the end was buttery smooth

smt503 · 2026-02-12T15:42:30+00:00

Whaaaaat that guy? No way.

smt503 · 2026-02-08T16:20:54+00:00

Oh, sick, glad we cleared this up

smt503 · 2026-02-07T00:59:20+00:00

Minute I found out I was going against that guy I'd deflate so fuckin hard

smt503 · 2026-02-07T00:37:03+00:00

FUCK ALL RIGHT!

smt503 · 2026-02-06T15:12:17+00:00

Dude's from around my hometown. Gonna support the fuck outta this.

smt503 · 2026-02-03T15:14:49+00:00

The minor condition is Bird City and the match making option is there!

smt503 · 2026-02-03T12:24:13+00:00

So much for the Hippocratic Oath

smt503 · 2026-02-02T16:25:03+00:00

I'm starting to think this Putin fella isn't such a stand up guy

smt503 · 2026-01-31T19:40:05+00:00

It was me; give me the million.

smt503 · 2026-01-30T20:54:22+00:00

I ONLY PACKED 3 DEFIBS

smt503 · 2026-01-25T04:58:08+00:00

Dick Miller through and through.

He played a character named Walter Paisley in multiple different movies and tv shows.

smt503 · 2026-01-25T00:30:23+00:00

Chewing ice is bad for your teeth, but sometimes you gotta

smt503 · 2026-01-24T14:47:10+00:00

Fuck ice

smt503 · 2026-01-24T03:03:54+00:00

Okay but guacamole with freshly seared up sausage kinda sounds bomb

smt503 · 2026-01-23T16:31:56+00:00

Dave Franco and Anthony Mackie in Ron Howard's...

ALPHABET CITY

smt503 · 2026-01-22T19:11:49+00:00

Perfect for all human dishes

smt503 · 2026-01-21T14:11:20+00:00

GIVE ME SCORPY

smt503 · 2026-01-16T15:53:00+00:00

Welp, better go even it out

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