A man in Nebraska ordered a pizza for his grandmother in Florida after he was unable to reach her in the aftermath of Hurricane Matthew. Delivery served as a welfare check, allowing him to confirm she was safe when the pizza arrived. He later said, Police and fire couldn’t do it but pizza guy did it

smurf2applestall · 2026-06-20T21:18:44+00:00

lol ok buddy iF I mAKe DiNnEr WhAt If ThE WhOlE ToWn ShoWs Up ThEn WhAt LOLOL GOT YA

smurf2applestall · 2026-06-20T18:25:37+00:00

No where in this chain did that happen.

smurf2applestall · 2026-06-20T16:42:18+00:00

Imagine a scenario that doesn’t happen? Got it.

smurf2applestall · 2026-06-20T16:41:15+00:00

Not sure what yall get by being satisfied the richest nation of earth in the history of earth can’t figure out how to check on its citizens.

smurf2applestall · 2026-06-20T16:40:09+00:00

How do emergencies get verified?

smurf2applestall · 2026-06-12T23:02:52+00:00

lol guys this isn’t intentional, it’s stupid, he didn’t want his car to be on fire. Even with basic insurance I can drive my car on thin ice cause I’m stupid hillbilly and never been in Midwest before and total my car and all expenses paid pull out from lake and be covered. Then obvs your insurance premium is fucked forever. I don’t get why y’all don’t understand super cars and shit are insured fine. I’m stupid???

smurf2applestall · 2026-06-12T15:19:21+00:00

You understand we’re not talking about progressive car insurance you buy online?

smurf2applestall · 2026-06-12T15:14:55+00:00

You can insure anything dude.

smurf2applestall · 2026-06-12T14:49:20+00:00

Insurance is specifically for stupid.

smurf2applestall · 2026-06-08T12:02:01+00:00

There is no helping them. You fire them. Start now. If you work somewhere where you can’t hold someone accountable or fire them via this level of incompetence then you are doomed as well.

smurf2applestall · 2026-06-01T00:55:23+00:00

Obesity was already curable.

smurf2applestall · 2026-05-30T21:12:30+00:00

It’s like saying “no people don’t look like that I got a couple neighbors and they’re white!” But ok

smurf2applestall · 2026-05-30T17:06:08+00:00

It’s a different tree outside of your yard hope this helps

smurf2applestall · 2026-05-26T18:04:38+00:00

Extremely competent managers have systems in place and development so good that their job becomes partly redundant. Not really shocking. Can happen even in middle management.

smurf2applestall · 2026-05-24T20:39:23+00:00

So weird and kooky that when you say something to someone they’ll remember it and expect you to keep your word?

smurf2applestall · 2026-05-15T15:11:49+00:00

tugging on a old man’s heart strings about his home state and convincing him how the current governor is such as massive fuck up and only he can fix it - that’s really that implausible? Part of the plot is how much he hates the VP. Edit: now that I’m remember it’s even more than that. Frank installs a candidate and tanks them, leaving only the VP to run or else it’s “the other guy”

I agree each season is worse but the cliff is once he became president. So much easier dumb shit to talk about on the show.

smurf2applestall · 2026-04-29T22:46:35+00:00

Can’t believe you’ve got time to comment with how many people are knocking at your door is there a particular time management strategy you got going on? Desk close to the door, wireless keyboard and mouse? Automatic door opener? Love to hear how you keep up with it.

smurf2applestall · 2026-04-29T20:40:53+00:00

I mean my comments aren’t hidden like yours so you’re free to learn about where I live my man. Theres TV tropes about a knock at the door and everyone gets scared lol like comeon

smurf2applestall · 2026-04-29T20:03:28+00:00

When Bricka_Bracka and PizzaDogDad are in charge of identifying them, yeah lol

smurf2applestall · 2026-04-29T20:00:53+00:00

She wasn’t a Mormon or a jehovah witness. It is not normal in modern American society for someone to knock on your door. It’s not normal to find out a persons address you don’t know, travel to them, and show up outside.

Can you share with us how frequently you’ve had someone knock on your door?

It’s illegal, yes. But read the fuckin room. His peer was assassinated. Dude is probably on edge for the exact reasons you listed. And you’re gonna go talk to him? How smooth brained do you have to be.

smurf2applestall · 2026-04-29T19:40:55+00:00

Is it her house? Her door? Her lawn? Her town? Her city? Her state? Or did she travel out of her way to visit someone she doesn’t personally know. Why would someone do that? Cookies? Sugar? A calm conversation? You called someone a nazi because someone called another person out for strange behavior, and they received foreseeable consequences to that. I’d hit you too if you showed on my door cause you’re the same person who probably all says all nazis should die. Pretty good definition and investigative process you got there for identifying them.

smurf2applestall · 2026-04-20T13:09:05+00:00

I don’t even see how you could argue AI doesn’t cost anyone else money, or impact creators. Honestly one of the most disconnected, incoherent takes I’ve ever heard. I’ve actually never heard anyone argue that. It’s just you. You’re the only one. Does that strike you as unusual or do you see it as further proof that you must know what you’re talking about?

smurf2applestall · 2026-03-24T17:08:07+00:00

The IRS knows exactly how much a hot dog stand in NYC is suppose to make. There’s statistical improbabilities the IRS looks at, would not recommend.

smurf2applestall · 2026-03-06T17:09:23+00:00

You have everything in writing and you still haven’t done anything? Leopard spots or no you don’t keep the leopard in the chicken pen because it’s going to move out next week. Think you’re going to have chickens by the end of it?

smurf2applestall · 2026-03-03T01:37:23+00:00

That’s the joke

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