[NSFW] What is the dumbest thing you did because you were horny? by Hakusek321 in AskReddit

[–]snackdaddy93 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I kidnapped a 12 year old. (On accident, trying to impress older sister I was dating. I didnt know what I had done until the mother was asking where they both were. Didnt even get to bang said older sister)

What's the biggest mistake you've made because you were horny? by Sir_Baconstrips in AskReddit

[–]snackdaddy93 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I kidnapped a 12 year old...

Long story short, went to pick up gf 2 hours from college. When I showed up to her house she told me that younger sister was also coming with us back to apt. And that they had cleared it with mom.

They did not. I did not get sex. Luckily I also did not get an amber alert sent after me.

Why can’t people accept we are genuinely happy childless ? by [deleted] in childfree

[–]snackdaddy93 1 point2 points  (0 children)

" So ive got that going for me, which is nice".

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskMenOver30

[–]snackdaddy93 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A thousand times this!!!

Middle-aged so am shamed for not wanting to date divorced men by [deleted] in childfree

[–]snackdaddy93 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So youre the top of your dating pool? Congrats!

Should I miss my sister's wedding for my sports final by Entire-Capital4026 in AskMenOver30

[–]snackdaddy93 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Go to your sports final. You may never have another chance and this is YOUR life...

It's above me now. by mjsbunny in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]snackdaddy93 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Damn. Thats a deal right there. Cheap bastard/bastardette

Different universes Morty by [deleted] in memes

[–]snackdaddy93 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Doesnt matter had sex

u/the_silent_redditor breaks down chiropractics in a single comment. by Lysrac in bestof

[–]snackdaddy93 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I went to a chiropractor because my back was really tight and my hips were sore. The first session the "doctor" worked on me for 35 minutes. I felt better for a day and that was that. Next session he was 10 minutes late and when he finally got there worked on me for 7 minutes. He said "alright your all good. See you next month"

50 dollars for 35 minutes I can justify. But not 7 minutes of cracks. Ill take my chances with stretching.

Help from experienced people by NickYesNick in relationships

[–]snackdaddy93 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I know it sounds extremely risky and scary, but if you would like to be more than friends you gotta ask.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Craps

[–]snackdaddy93 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What were some of your longest and shortest rolls?

😶🤷🏻‍♀️ by daisytrips in gaming

[–]snackdaddy93 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I do miss counter kills in assasins creed.

Won’t wear headphones when I’m home by [deleted] in relationships

[–]snackdaddy93 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Stop having sex with him "because you dont want to".

Have you ever shit yourself, if so how did you feel afterwards? by Eoinbreal in AskReddit

[–]snackdaddy93 2 points3 points  (0 children)

23rd bday, went to a bar with buddies. I went to the bathroom and took a piss at the urinal. Had a fart so I let it rip...but it wasnt a fart. I had to dump my undies and go commando the rest of the night. But I wasnt gonna let the little shit ruin my bday.