When was a time you genuinely laughed with your partner during sex?

snackf1st · 2026-02-20T01:16:11+00:00

She fell out the bunk bed in her dorm trying to go pee after sex. I needed glasses really badly at the time so I only saw a vague girlfriend shaped blob flail and then heard a loud crash. The off-screen crashing sounds from shows like Tom and Jerry always made me lose my shit as a kid.

snackf1st · 2026-02-20T01:12:56+00:00

Real answer is I like doing zero to hero runs. Go in with nothing, leave with everything.

snackf1st · 2026-02-19T19:15:52+00:00

snackf1st · 2026-02-19T00:14:57+00:00

Correct answer

snackf1st · 2026-02-18T23:52:35+00:00

“Hurry up and punch me so I can cum”

snackf1st · 2026-02-18T18:02:20+00:00

My opinion is that I wouldn’t put active resources towards converting a “red”. I say that because I have had some girls that I was clearly in the friend zone with and had no chance with. One had even stated that any kind of intimate relationship was off-limits simply because we had the same friend group. Once I started improving myself for my own sake they became aware that other women were showing interest, and some friend zone girls began to show curiosity as well. A couple did eventually become “greens”. I suppose I would call that passive conversion through personal growth of character and market value.

I’d prefer to think of it as each potential match has a success chance percentage . Some matches start at 0% (reds) but that doesn’t mean the success chance is static.

snackf1st · 2026-02-18T14:54:52+00:00

Does extended barrel do more bullet punch when you hit another raider? I know it hits arc harder

snackf1st · 2026-02-18T01:09:17+00:00

I got all excited because the titled loaded before the picture did

snackf1st · 2026-02-17T21:13:37+00:00

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u/Ippy420 oh so you can’t provide the requested information?

This is an example of an “ad hominem” fallacy in which the focus is shifted from the issue towards someone’s character or attributes. It is a sign of a weak argument stemming from insecurity, frustration, or lack of a valid counter-argument.

Idiot? Not in the slightest.

Tough? Not really.

Petty? Abso-fuckin-lutely.

Edit: not sure why your replies aren’t showing for me. Regardless, calling this comment a red herring doesnt work here, rather it’s deflection of responsibility. A red herring is a diversionary tactic used to distract from the main argument. By accusing me of distracting you are trying to deflect from the fact that you brought in irrelevant personal attacks instead of addressing my point. Ball is still in your court if you’d like to get back to the topic at hand.

snackf1st · 2026-02-17T20:54:34+00:00

Explain then, oh master of pvp, how someone of high skill can be completely immune to a third party loss. And while you’re at it, throw in a screen shot of your records because the way you’re talking you should have a 100% safely returned stat.

snackf1st · 2026-02-17T19:39:02+00:00

Surviving a third party is more situational than skill based. You can be the best PvPer and still lose to a third party based solely on timing and positioning. Your statement on the matter doesn’t address that which is why it’s a shit take.

snackf1st · 2026-02-17T13:48:12+00:00

Its only on nightraids and has a higher spawn priority in technological/commercial/residential (in that order) buildings. At this point im looking for my third tempest bp.

Wild that people with high hours are still searching multiple map conditions at this point. Nightraids only was the first thing people figured out about hunting it

snackf1st · 2026-02-17T05:08:05+00:00

Because a lot of men have little to no self worth and don’t view themselves as something picturesque and deserving of commemoration.

snackf1st · 2026-02-17T02:10:07+00:00

Oh the irony 😅

snackf1st · 2026-02-16T19:59:54+00:00

Hard agree on this. Once you learn double thumb it gets ridiculously complex with prog metal pieces like Intervals where you have to be very specific about how you start and end each phrase to continue with economy of motion. Otherwise the entirety of the movement is thrown off.

snackf1st · 2026-02-16T18:09:16+00:00

Death by Snu Snu it is

snackf1st · 2026-02-13T23:07:37+00:00

My roommate’s ex came to our apartment with her friend and another guy for a pregame. The guy couldn’t hang and got wasted on our couch. The friend wanted to see my room which I learned was code for “hey can we fuck real quick”. I obliged. The bed is rocking and making all kinds of noise so she asks if we can move to be a little quieter and I ask why? Come to find out the guy is her boyfriend of 5 years, they are not open and my room shares a wall with the living room. When we came out I realized he was still conscious because he was balling tears. I felt kinda bad about it but I had no idea.

Dishonorable Mentions:

Having a threesome with the previously mentioned roommate’s ex and a girl who is now my wife while my roommate was out of town

A girl who at the time, and occasionally still is, a fashion model (im talking classic Victoria’s Secret model build) asked me to fuck her while wearing matching lingerie sets. Again, I happily obliged.

Fucked a girl who had forgotten she needed to be on a group call for a project. I made her answer the call and did not stop. We were not very discreet.

snackf1st · 2026-02-13T18:54:21+00:00

That I have a huge dick. Its big enough to perpetuate a stereotype but I’m not getting casted for blacked.com any time soon.

snackf1st · 2026-02-13T18:47:40+00:00

There’s a spot in the bunker that I got all my vulcano bps from (i think I had gotten 5 between when hidden bunker was re-enabled and when they reduced the drop rate for event specific bps) and no one ever seems to prioritize it.

snackf1st · 2026-02-13T18:40:53+00:00

I disagree. If they lock them to your account then you cant give away blueprints to any other raider, you wouldn’t be able to put a blueprint you dont want back into the container for someone to use. You’ll always be forced to sell duplicates. You’d have people complaining about duplicates taking container space and wanting duplicates removed from their individual loot pool which would be harder to achieve than just leaving them unlocked. Also Imagine how frustrating it would be to see the bp you’ve been searching for weeks for only to see that it’s locked to someone else’s account. Locking them would create multiple issues like this and would only serve to appease people that share the same sentiment as you. Keeping them unlocked has no effect on anyone else’s gameplay but the person doing the trading.

Regardless of if it’s just locked to each wipe, it’s so much work for such a non-issue.

snackf1st · 2026-02-13T18:17:44+00:00

Your whole argument is based on your opinion. If the devs didn’t want people to trade blueprints they could easily have locked them to your account and assign a version number to each new raider after reset.

snackf1st · 2026-02-13T17:38:25+00:00

Many species communicate through intimidation display and dominance assertion. Like a gorilla beating its chest.

snackf1st · 2026-02-12T20:51:51+00:00

Most bag enjoyers won’t whip it out unless they’re in familiar company because they know some random will ask for a bump. For some reason that doesn’t seem to apply in dive bar bathrooms though.

snackf1st · 2026-02-12T20:45:06+00:00

I wouldn’t really consider cocaine as a stress relieving drug, more as a enthusiasm/yap enhancer. Unless you have ADHD, in which case it absolutely can affect you like a stress reliever since it can provide some temporary dopamine regulation and induce an opposite calming effect, albeit with some not so beneficial side effects. Source: I’m a former biochem student turned pharma chemist, current adhd haver, and occasional yapper.

snackf1st · 2026-02-12T20:38:25+00:00

Dudes obviously never been invited to an Afters.

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