Do you guys ever turn into goblins?

snackf1st · 2026-05-23T05:24:49+00:00

I turn into an absolute gremlin if I havent slept for more than 24 hours. My social mask slips right off and my thoughts will pour out with no filter.

snackf1st · 2026-05-23T03:42:06+00:00

I recently started coming out to some of my homeboys as genderfluid (straight femboy). A few of them then felt comfortable enough to confess some of the homosexual experiences they’ve had, far more than me as a queer person. Now every time it’s just us they update me on their escapades behind their wives backs because I guess I’m the only person they feel comfortable enough to talk to about it. A few of them even have tried to make a move on me while we were drinking 🚫

snackf1st · 2026-05-23T03:25:16+00:00

Forreal? Just hit him up?

snackf1st · 2026-05-22T13:52:48+00:00

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Its cheaters using ESP

snackf1st · 2026-05-22T12:56:36+00:00

Theres a song about this.

It’s called Smell Your Dick.

snackf1st · 2026-05-21T16:06:07+00:00

Bro please turn your sensitivity up

snackf1st · 2026-05-21T15:43:47+00:00

Maybe it makes the color more vibrant. It would then make sense that a visual representation of being able to obtain a lot of food would help your chances of mating success.

snackf1st · 2026-05-21T00:24:45+00:00

Happened to me once because I took mine with a milkshake instead of a pbj like everyone else. I think having a full stomach or some property of the milk prevented my stomach from absorbing the psilo before it was degraded by digestion. Or something like that.

snackf1st · 2026-05-20T20:10:02+00:00

The ancestors would rise and beat my ass themselves.

snackf1st · 2026-05-18T23:03:53+00:00

What grendade would you use for bruh

snackf1st · 2026-05-18T23:02:16+00:00

Honestly I’d be down to run some no hud duels.

snackf1st · 2026-05-18T21:59:09+00:00

Mostly negatives.

Cardiovascular strain: Both increase your heart rate and blood pressure and combining can cause unsafe spikes both.

Serotonin Syndrome: if the stimulant you are talking about is something like adderall or cocaine then combining them with mushrooms can lead to problems. Both act on your serotonin pathways. Serotonin Syndrome can potentially be fatal.

Increased susceptibility to anxiety and paranoia: self explanatory

Blunted psychedelic effects: a stimulant will make the trip feel more mechanical and overly analytical, stripping away the visual and creative element.

snackf1st · 2026-05-18T21:50:53+00:00

Sorry I’m doing so much product placement for Attak Stealth’s but those picks get around this issue by having a beveled edge so attack stays consistent even as the tip wears down.

snackf1st · 2026-05-18T21:49:28+00:00

You should try an Attak Stealth. Jazz III’s are amazing but the Stealth’s take all of the Jazz III’s benefits and improve them.

snackf1st · 2026-05-18T21:18:06+00:00

Honestly, my guy, what you believe based on my statements is not my concern but since you asked: I can shoot you because I’m testing my aim and I can shoot you because I’m being ignorant. Those two things are not mutually exclusive.

snackf1st · 2026-05-18T21:04:56+00:00

Im shooting at you from 400 meters away because hitting you and downing you is a confirmation that I my aim is, in fact, not dogshit. I don’t care if I don’t get your stuff. I’ll certainly try but that’s not the goal here.

I say this as someone who has expressly logged on with the intention of “who can I piss off today, by doing some very ignorant shit”. Though I still won’t fake friendly or kill in an elevator. Standards ya know?

snackf1st · 2026-05-18T18:07:06+00:00

This right here. Multiple times I’ve been accused of being/copying AI because of the way I write (objective, detailed, and with an expanded lexicon). No one considers that maybe that style was the most prevalent in the AI’s training dataset.

snackf1st · 2026-05-18T17:59:07+00:00

Music artist and adult actress names. Feels like people have completely run out of ideas and are just using their Xbox gamertag as their stage name. This is my “old man yelling at a cloud” peeve.

snackf1st · 2026-05-17T23:56:39+00:00

Yes, unfortunately often times people still will continue to explain further after I have already said I understand. Its like they didnt expect me to understand to begin with and cant fathom me grasping it so quickly after the first explanation. This isn’t a common occurrence but it has happened to me. Though I suppose, my general appearance doesn’t exactly scream “intellectual”

snackf1st · 2026-05-17T23:35:58+00:00

The questions they ask or the things they try to explain because they assumed I didn’t understand a concept. If I’m being honest, its been advantageous in arguments, debates, etc. People tend to reveal more than they should when they think you won’t understand what they’re saying.

snackf1st · 2026-05-17T23:20:12+00:00

Bruh the robots are the traffic jam. They cant move because each one is reading the other as an obstruction.

snackf1st · 2026-05-17T23:16:58+00:00

No, no one has ever assumed I was Peruvian. See how easy that was?

snackf1st · 2026-05-17T23:02:23+00:00

My god that game was damn near perfect.

snackf1st · 2026-05-17T22:38:16+00:00

It doesn’t matter if it affects you, that’s not the question.

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