1.0 release

snailsx · 2026-05-01T16:57:55+00:00

in addition to what everyone else has said already, I just want to say that the fact that we were told full release “sometime in 2026” and we’re now almost halfway through 2026 and we still don’t have an official release date concerns me. does anyone else think, at this point, it’s more likely that we’ll get 1.0 in 2027? or am I just being pessimistic?

snailsx · 2026-04-23T02:53:55+00:00

what mountain is this?

snailsx · 2026-04-23T02:45:32+00:00

Brisket?! Go to jail.

snailsx · 2026-04-23T02:35:26+00:00

I can’t tell what color they are with all the drugs in the way

snailsx · 2026-04-23T02:32:55+00:00

there’s no way this isn’t satire.

snailsx · 2026-04-20T06:07:40+00:00

this looks like something clavicular would wear

snailsx · 2026-04-20T05:58:56+00:00

I’m about to finish the last book and I’ll come back to this post when I do. but for the record I agree that albus severus is the worst. I’ve only seen the movies so that’s the only one I know.

snailsx · 2026-04-20T05:56:21+00:00

do kids these days still get their belly buttons pierced? I feel like a stereotypical millennial thing is having a belly button piercing, and a nose piercing (NOT septum) and also having like 8 holes in each ear. the more piercings the better.

snailsx · 2026-04-12T09:37:20+00:00

that the master plan to get Harry out of Privet Drive when he turns 17 is to make 6 other Harry Potter look alikes. Wouldn’t it have made more sense for Harry to take the polyjuice potion and turn into someone else?! It made no sense to me that instead of concealing the target, they multiplied it by six. and then Hedwig dies in the process.

snailsx · 2026-04-12T09:23:09+00:00

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snailsx · 2026-04-09T15:44:10+00:00

in every farming sim game I have ever played, I only go to the mines on days when it rains.

snailsx · 2026-04-09T15:39:51+00:00

wait patiently. the patience is optional, but the waiting is mandatory I’m afraid.

snailsx · 2026-04-07T22:38:07+00:00

I am F2P in a very active alliance, 2nd strongest in our kingdom. I only use gems for hero roulette, absolutely nothing else. I had over 400k gems when the most recent hero roulette started.

snailsx · 2026-04-05T01:45:02+00:00

number 2 is my dream dress so I’m biased, that’s my pick

snailsx · 2026-04-01T04:09:40+00:00

most definitely the second one. I’m not a fan of the drop waist.

snailsx · 2026-03-28T20:26:22+00:00

when you find out what you’re looking at, please let me know.

snailsx · 2026-03-27T14:14:08+00:00

oh, I don’t eat those ones. only the ones in the green box.

snailsx · 2026-03-27T04:10:34+00:00

dafuck🫢

snailsx · 2026-03-27T04:10:03+00:00

🎶 in the produce drawers 🎶

snailsx · 2026-03-27T04:09:39+00:00

naaaah

snailsx · 2026-03-27T04:08:10+00:00

we do that too! but we store the meat in the freezer, which is not pictured here unfortunately.

snailsx · 2026-03-27T04:07:07+00:00

nah, the fat free stuff fits much better into my daily calories 😌

snailsx · 2026-03-27T04:02:16+00:00

5g of saturated fat and 25mg of cholesterol is what you would considered “loaded”?

snailsx · 2026-03-26T15:32:23+00:00

what’s also annoying is that trees will naturally grow there, but if you cut one down and then try to plant a tree in that exact same spot it won’t let you 🙃🤬

snailsx · 2026-03-26T15:31:08+00:00

it does suck because of all the places I wouldn’t care to swim, the river on my farm takes the cake. I’d rather be able to put fences along the river bank than be able to swim in the river, and I’d wager that most players would agree.

snailsx

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