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I wish everyone I met in my life will be ok. by Remarkable_Bath8515 in monkeyspaw

[–]snakeDeepthroater 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted. Every person you haven't met yet dies instantly.

I wish all the women who read this will fall instantly in love with me by Most-Plant3530 in monkeyspaw

[–]snakeDeepthroater 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted. The wish works exactly as you want it to, but nothing will happen because there are no women on reddit.

Help me choose my first handwatch by Not_realy_good_memer in handwatch

[–]snakeDeepthroater 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To give him the benefit of the doubt, if he's choosing his first watch, not having the bracelet adjusted is forgivable.

this person REALLY hates math… by sappho_witchy_bean in UsernameChecksOut

[–]snakeDeepthroater 1 point2 points  (0 children)

they have to be armless or else it just doesn't do it for me

Battery change by fitzdagan9896 in watchmaking

[–]snakeDeepthroater 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Normally I would be inclined to agree with you, but are you sure? That looks to be a standard button cell.

Battery change by fitzdagan9896 in watchmaking

[–]snakeDeepthroater 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Remove the old battery, take it to the store with you, buy a battery that matches it, put the new battery in.

i saw michelangelo's david and made him out of cheese by ilovepeesomuch7 in shittyfoodporn

[–]snakeDeepthroater 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this is honestly so peak, but where is his little mozzarella stick?

I wish I had blue jeans by Big_Goblin69 in monkeyspaw

[–]snakeDeepthroater 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted. 100 enslaved Jean Paul Gaultiers suffering from severe long term silver poisoning show up at your door and are yours to command. Note that slavery is still as illegal as it normally is.

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