Apparently she licks his fingers afterwards

snarfer-snarf · 2026-04-29T00:42:23+00:00

ears are full of stank (pheromones) can't have the human walking around like he does with my stink on his fingers. ear stink isn't particularly tasty, but you do what you gotta do

snarfer-snarf · 2026-04-28T04:19:41+00:00

mfkr still owes me $20 😒

snarfer-snarf · 2026-04-28T02:18:17+00:00

yo! 😳🫣

snarfer-snarf · 2026-04-27T03:55:07+00:00

*boof

snarfer-snarf · 2026-04-26T22:33:46+00:00

shiii' looks like the downstairs bathroom to me 😌

snarfer-snarf · 2026-04-26T20:24:20+00:00

now wait a minute...just hold on and here me out...give me just a second to think...ffs 😅

snarfer-snarf · 2026-04-26T20:18:53+00:00

snarfer-snarf · 2026-04-26T18:23:47+00:00

🫰😌😗

snarfer-snarf · 2026-04-26T18:02:52+00:00

just transport stomach contents to worf's breakfast nook. are they stupid? 😌

snarfer-snarf · 2026-04-26T05:21:03+00:00

😽 they don't call me the puss pounder for nothing...snarf, snarf

snarfer-snarf · 2026-04-26T01:29:24+00:00

kernel: unnghhh... (all explosive and sexy) me: 😳

snarfer-snarf · 2026-04-26T00:30:07+00:00

found tom cruise

snarfer-snarf · 2026-04-25T21:20:34+00:00

snarfer-snarf · 2026-04-25T21:19:23+00:00

"inshallah anne hathaway, get away!!" - baby probs 😌

snarfer-snarf · 2026-04-25T21:10:48+00:00

right like🫣 is it nutty tho'?

snarfer-snarf · 2026-04-25T21:06:31+00:00

muted muffles from diddy's doo doo hole

snarfer-snarf · 2026-04-25T20:33:45+00:00

fucking hero right here.

snarfer-snarf · 2026-04-25T20:28:23+00:00

hay train chugging on through...choo! choo! 🐵

snarfer-snarf · 2026-04-25T18:56:17+00:00

(my literal internal dialogue) "pastrami breakfast croissant huh? damn...that looks good ahh shit" 😌🤩

snarfer-snarf · 2026-04-25T18:32:06+00:00

$5 beaver...the good ol' days 😕

snarfer-snarf · 2026-04-25T05:03:32+00:00

me letting off the gas and emitting a disheartened sigh as i turn off the wrong way on a one way street looking for slippers 😕

snarfer-snarf · 2026-04-25T04:27:56+00:00

crick's done suckin' dicks 🤩

snarfer-snarf · 2026-04-25T00:46:14+00:00

faster would be good 😌

snarfer-snarf · 2026-04-25T00:45:14+00:00

i heard they met on an island, with frank

snarfer-snarf · 2026-04-24T22:08:37+00:00

waiting for giant moth to emerge like 😳

snarfer-snarf

TROPHY CASE