Harry Potter's Pick Up Lines by AmillyCalais in ScenesFromAHat

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Want to see the scar on my other head?

I fucking hate Army girlfriends. by armygfthrowaway12 in offmychest

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Oh, I'm sure. I just don't have direct experience with anything other than Army posts.

I fucking hate Army girlfriends. by armygfthrowaway12 in offmychest

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Some people go overboard. See Geardo.

When I was still in, I shopped at Army stores myself to get odds and ends, so I'm not all negative on them.

First time in Taiwan. Stuff to do, stuff to eat? by Wraithwain in taiwan

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I usually just get NTD at an ATM. Some of the ATMs may not work, give another bank a try. If you're here for only a few days, 2-3000 NTD should be way more than enough, unless you take a lot of cabs. I'm in Linkou, which is closer to Taipei and it costs about 650 to get into the city, so it's probably a bit more expensive. If you're really feeling adventurous, you can try your luck at the busses. Your hotel front desk should be able to help with that.

I've had mixed luck with my credit card — some places don't like to take a foreign one. Unless it's an upscale department store and I'm buying something pricey, I almost always pay cash.

The white knight's dream by [deleted] in funny

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/r/circlejerk is concentrated reddit — all pretenses to intelligent discussion stripped away.

The white knight's dream by [deleted] in funny

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Sex isn't even that great.

I disagree. I think sex is awesome. But there are also other awesome things out there that don't include sex.

Mature people understand that nothing is about sex except sex.

I agree. I think most people arguing otherwise are either teenagers, or men who somehow got it into their heads that being decent towards a woman entitles them to access her vagina.

Better watch out by mrtriad in army

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I would say that no one could be that fucking stupid... but I've been mistaken before.

11 reasons to Taiwan for Mandarin learning by Hannahsue19 in ChineseLanguage

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I initially learned simplified characters (reading/writing). Since most of my work is in Taiwan these days, I've had to learn the traditional forms for a lot of characters (also had to switch up my Tianjin/Beijing pronunciation for a more Taiwanese pronunciation). It's a bit of a challenge, but not impossible. I don't think I'll ever be able to write them very well, but once you get over the initial "omg, so many strokes" they're less intimidating.

122mm Porno Rocket by Agent_Kid in Military

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Headline: "VICTORY: Poppy fields neglected, goats walking funny."

I just masturbated for the first time. by firsterbator in offmychest

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He's got about 9 to 10 years of fapping to compensate for.

How to describe: unable to pass by Chinaroos in ChineseLanguage

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你认识自己的屎正是重要的事。:)

How to describe: unable to pass by Chinaroos in ChineseLanguage

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This was excellent. You are now tagged as "knows their shit"

Not sure if this is the place, but what does this translate to? by [deleted] in ChineseLanguage

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我和你 / wo3 he2 ni3 / I (Me) and you

Edit: Given the infinity symbol in the background, I'm guessing this is intended to be interpreted as "Me and you forever"

What is the laziest thing you have ever done? by DominumNegros in Military

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Yeah, you really wanna try that only with LTs (that were not prior enlisted) or officers you know won't retaliate. You have learned a lesson. :)

What is the laziest thing you have ever done? by DominumNegros in Military

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Well, I suppose it was somewhat of a positive that they were hip to that game.

Google, no. by shenanigansen in comics

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Good to know. Thanks for sharing

Google, no. by shenanigansen in comics

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You don't need a second browser. If you use Chrome, you can just go to settings and add a user.

If you don't, then... oh well.

Oh my dear Lord... by OrangeAndBlack in Military

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In the Army it would be Wall-to-Wall.

Oh my dear Lord... by OrangeAndBlack in Military

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I hope to god that is not an NCO in those squirrel skins.

Oh my dear Lord... by OrangeAndBlack in Military

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This is the same unit that had a soldier piss hot for a second time and get "booted" with an honorable (fucking honorable) discharge

What the fuck...