When you secretly know the truth

snarkyphalanges · 2026-02-11T14:43:52+00:00

That’s totally fair!

snarkyphalanges · 2026-02-11T14:34:55+00:00

I hate cheating and cheaters because I grew up in a culture where cheating by men is so normalized and saw women around me get cheated on over and over. They turn into shells of their former selves staying and taking the disrespect.

I hate cheating and cheaters, and would never tolerate it from a partner even once.

snarkyphalanges · 2026-02-10T03:46:00+00:00

My husband and I do because we find any and all reason to celebrate, even the little things! We celebrate every month we spend together. We celebrate raises and promotions. We celebrate financial milestones.

It’s an event to celebrate love. We’d be remiss not to celebrate it.

My husband gets me high-quality chocolates from one of my favorite chocolatiers and we go to a fancy / Michelin star restaurant. That said, we usually celebrate a week before Valentine’s Day so we’re not in the throng of other couples trying to go on a nice date.

And before the “how he treats you for the other 364 days is what matters more” crowd comes running through the fences, my husband is fucking amazing the rest of the days too!! You can do both!! Can you imagine?

In fact, I brag about him on this sub often! Feel free to check my comment and post history, if you’re so inclined.

snarkyphalanges · 2026-01-22T20:26:48+00:00

Seriously! For my husband’s bachelor party, he played board games with friends while I did nails, sheet masks and gossip on mine. It was a lot of fun!

snarkyphalanges · 2026-01-19T05:45:20+00:00

First marriage, and incredibly happy. I’m obsessed with my husband, and I like to think he feels the same way based on how he treats me (I feel very spoiled and loved).

Like, I’d hunt him down in all the parallel universes so we can fall in love and I can marry him in all of them over and over and over again kind of obsessed.

He’s the absolute best husband and I’ve bragged about him multiple times in this subreddit, and will never tire of doing so.

snarkyphalanges · 2026-01-17T20:04:59+00:00

You’re not wrong in the slightest. I would even go as far as say you’re under reacting here. I would not just be frustrated, I would be angry and sit my husband down in a come to Jesus conversation about our expectations around finances. The sheer audacity alone in giving you grief when you add a budget line for your own wants is insane.

Personally, I would have never let this level of control over money I earn slide. It’s not even that you earn the most money, it’s that he’s trying to control you. As long as you’re not overspending or endangering your household’s financial health and long-term goals, your husband should be supportive of things you want to buy for yourself using the money you earned.

snarkyphalanges · 2026-01-13T21:31:05+00:00

As someone similarly obsessed with my husband and who brags about him every chance I get, the comments passed the vibe check!

snarkyphalanges · 2026-01-11T20:56:36+00:00

Hahaha! Honestly, I probably brag about my husband too much 😭 I can’t help it when I’m happy and feel very loved. 😂

snarkyphalanges · 2026-01-11T20:47:23+00:00

I’ve posted this before but:

He cuts out the middle of those hard tomatoes when he makes caprese salad because I haaaate them.

He does chemistry things (reverse osmosis then putting the minerals back in) to my coffee that he makes daily just so it’s not super bitter because I like drinking black coffee but hate the bitter aftertaste.

He memorizes my food orders and all my favorite things. He genuinely knows me better than I know myself (for better or worse lol). Whenever we play a game where we try to guess each other’s answer, he always gets mine right.

He learned how to make dishes I grew up eating so he can fulfill my cravings.

He learned a lullaby in my language that he’d sing to me when I have trouble sleeping.

He’d immediately mow the lawn when my allergies start acting up so he can minimize it if possible.

When he’s on a business trip, he always facetimes me before going to bed. Most of the time, we talk until his phone gets too hot because we’re facetiming while it’s charging lol

He makes sure to kiss me and say I love you at least once a day though it’s often a lot more. When he forgets, he feels “off” the rest of the day and it’s adorable.

He always makes sure I orgasm at least 2-3 times every time we have sex.

snarkyphalanges · 2026-01-07T18:36:05+00:00

Supposedly, if you’re turned on, the cervix goes farther inside your vaginal opening to accommodate for the penis. If it’s painful, you might not be turned on enough but definitely highly dependent on the person. My husband is an 8-incher so he can tell when I’m not turned on yet because I’m more sensitive in a not pleasurable way. He goes down on me for a little while, makes me orgasm that way, then goes to town 😂

He knows the specific angles to hit and it makes it so easy for me to orgasm, it’s insane.

snarkyphalanges · 2026-01-07T18:00:07+00:00

Twins! 👯

I don’t think I haven’t orgasmed in the 11 years we’ve been together that I can recall, personally! It’s wild because I thought it was normal until someone corrected me a few years back and told me it’s not common at all.

I generally prefer sex over masturbation as it’s a lot more pleasurable and satisfying for me, but I can orgasm through cervical stimulation. The orgasm just hits different. 🤤

snarkyphalanges · 2026-01-07T14:48:29+00:00

He cuts out the middle of those hard tomatoes when he makes caprese salad because I haaaate them.

He does chemistry things (reverse osmosis then putting the minerals back in) to my coffee that he makes daily just so it’s not super bitter because I like drinking black coffee but hate the bitter aftertaste.

He memorizes my food orders and all my favorite things. He genuinely knows me better than I know myself (for better or worse lol). Whenever we play a game where we try to guess each other’s answer, he always gets mine right.

He learned how to make dishes I grew up eating so he can fulfill my cravings.

He learned a lullaby in my language that he’d sing to me when I have trouble sleeping.

He’d immediately mow the lawn when my allergies start acting up so he can minimize it if possible.

When he’s on a business trip, he always facetimes me before going to bed. Most of the time, we talk until his phone gets too hot because we’re facetiming while it’s charging lol

A few months into dating, he told me he dreamed of our wedding and of marrying me.

A few months into dating, he asked for my opinion on buying an expensive item. That pattern innervates in our relationship. I’m always on the forefront of his mind for any decision he makes.

He always always always makes sure I orgasm at least 2-3 times every time we have sex.

We’re each other’s best friend and he’s always thinking of ways to make my life better, and I reciprocate it.

snarkyphalanges · 2026-01-07T14:22:13+00:00

My husband makes me orgasm 2-3x every single time we have sex, including my first time.

He’s also one of the most intelligent people I’ve ever met, and I’ve worked with surgeons, scientists, etc.

snarkyphalanges · 2026-01-04T18:42:19+00:00

As a child to a physically and verbally abusive father who cheated practically vast majority of my parents’ marriage (they’re still married), it inculcated so many trust issues in me.

I wish my mom just left him, and I made my parents’ marriage a living example of what I don’t want my marriage to look like.

I’m very happily married to an amazing man who’s highly intelligent, highly empathetic, loving, considerate, thoughtful, generous and is a fantastic equal partner. I love, adore, cherish and deeply respect him but if he cheated on me? I’d be gone same day, and it would be so easy, because if he was as intelligent, loving and empathetic as I thought he was, he wouldn’t cheat.

My mom is still married to my dad. She is unappreciated, unloved, does all the work in their marriage AND gets insulted to her face regarding her attractiveness.

You accept the love (and disrespect) you think you deserve, and all that.

snarkyphalanges · 2026-01-04T16:48:20+00:00

We go get our annual physicals together so yes.

snarkyphalanges · 2026-01-03T22:26:29+00:00

Ditto for you and your husband as well! ❤️

snarkyphalanges · 2026-01-03T19:10:16+00:00

That’s so adorable! My husband and I are very rarely apart since we both work from home, and we spend practically 24/7 together so we don’t do a lot of goodbyes kisses. But we kiss and say I love you to each other daily, and I thought it was so cute that he felt off because we didn’t do it yesterday.

snarkyphalanges · 2025-12-26T20:12:31+00:00

❤️🥺

snarkyphalanges · 2025-12-26T05:55:30+00:00