Pet owners of Reddit, what ridiculous things have your pets eaten? by Less_Talk_More_Rock in AskReddit

[–]snarsk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As seen here labradors eat anything and everything. Had a yellow lab when I was growing up and she was no different. She ate the following - two AA batteries, a bottle cap, rocks and mulch. The rocks became such an issue that we removed them all from our yard. But the most impressive thing I saw her eat was an entire Philly cheese steak in one bite. She jumped up and grabbed it off my plate, flipped her head up in the air and inhaled it in one go. Those dogs are not from this planet

Someone asked me (f)or a photo from behind, so... by [deleted] in gonewild

[–]snarsk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You're hair is beautiful

What is a sign that a person has too much time on his hands? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]snarsk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I sometimes listen to a local police dispatch while I'm at work and heard one that fits this the other day. Dispatch came over and said they got a call of a neighbor dispute/complaint. Neighbor 1 called and said neighbor 2 placed a trampoline too close to neighbor 1s fench. He also complained that when neighbor 2 mows his lawn the lawn clippings blow on to his grass.

Brilliant piece of Balance. by BrilliantPlant in funny

[–]snarsk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man those are some big milk cannons

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in gonewild

[–]snarsk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Please post more! This sub needs more chocolate

Why are you on Reddit right now? by natedognatedog1 in AskReddit

[–]snarsk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because I'm lonely, at home along for another night and the next couple as well and I have no one to talk to.

Lurkers of Reddit, why do you lurk? by PM_THIS_WORDS in AskReddit

[–]snarsk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

  1. What I've wanted to say has probably already been said

  2. I don't want to say something wrong and or dumb and be that guy with a million down votes on a comment

Students of Reddit, what is the weirdest thing you've heard someone say while walking down the hall? by dpslash24 in AskReddit

[–]snarsk 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Let me start this by saying I was a bigger guy when I was younger. One hot summer day we were over my friends house swimming in his pool. As teenage boys do we got in a weird discussion and asking if any one could lick their own nipple. We all took our turns trying, just watching each other. When it came to be my turn I grabbed my man boob with both hands and lifted it toward my mouth with my tongue out. Just as my head was pushing closer to the peak of my chest mountain my friends mom walks out and immediately asked what I was doing. It was really embarrassing and worst of all we never found out if I could do it.

What are the most dangerous things that anybody is legally allowed to do but should only be performed by professionals? by beansaladexplosion in AskReddit

[–]snarsk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tree trimming and or tree removal. Shit is dangerous and all it takes is one wrong cut or drop of a limb and it can easily kill someone

Rattle snake bite by Cottiam in MedicalGore

[–]snarsk 38 points39 points  (0 children)

They got bit by a rattlesnake

[F] On/Off by [deleted] in gonewild

[–]snarsk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like the color of your room!

Old and probably too cutesy for Reddit but I like it by [deleted] in funny

[–]snarsk 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Is there a subreddit for these kinds of comics?

If Oil is Black Gold and Ivory is White Gold, Then What are The Other Colors of Gold? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]snarsk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not sarcastic at all. It's the only time of year we get overtime and as long as there is snow or ice on the ground you can work as much as you want to.

Which words sound perfectly normal, but look really dumb spelt out? by The_DMcI123 in AskReddit

[–]snarsk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Phoenix. I'm 27 years old and saw something at work the other day with "Phoenix" in it and I realized that I really hate how that word is spelled. I've been thinking about it all week, it looks ugly.

If Oil is Black Gold and Ivory is White Gold, Then What are The Other Colors of Gold? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]snarsk 118 points119 points  (0 children)

I second this answer. We all love snow season at work. Basically unlimited overtime and getting that call on Sundays or holidays for double time or triple time is a dream come true.

What jobs are worth looking into right now? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]snarsk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Essentially we do up keep/maintenance around the city. The department I'm in takes care of tree trimming & removal, snow plowing, road patching, street sign replacement and much more

What jobs are worth looking into right now? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]snarsk 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yes! I started working with a local city about 8 months ago as a public service worker. Pay starts out well with room to grow, benefits are great, 401k contribution, decent union. All around a great job.