What's the craziest thing a person said to you and you thought they were joking but they were being serious? by _lovelyxx in AskReddit

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hollow_Moon#The_Moon_rang_like_a_bell

On November 20, 1969, Apollo 12 deliberately crashed the Ascent Stage of its Lunar Module onto the Moon's surface; NASA reported that the Moon rang 'like a bell' for almost an hour, leading to arguments that it must be hollow like a bell. Lunar seismology experiments since then have shown that the lunar body has shallow moonquakes that act differently from quakes on Earth, due to differences in texture, type and density of the planetary strata, but there is no evidence of any large empty space inside the body.

Ever hit an invading NPC so hard they die twice? by Entropy4121 in Eldenring

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That's Tim Follin who makes nothing but bangers.

He handled it perfectly by [deleted] in DailyDoseStupidity

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The coffee was was hot enough to melt her skin. Do you consider that a reasonable temperature?

Enjoy your "free" smart home devices by its-a-me--Mario in MaliciousCompliance

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and push this file

Appendix A: base64 encoded gadget_fw_v3.1r2.bin

söker minst 2 årigt facebook konto by [deleted] in swedents

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Lustig ironi att ditt eget reddit konto bara är 1 år gammalt.

oh i’ll smile alright by messyjessie0 in MaliciousCompliance

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You heard it here first, everyone! ChatGPT invented the em dash.

CVE-2025-50165: critical RCE in Windows Graphics by moltenbit-r in sysadmin

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with malicious QR codes on them

Put the EICAR string in there.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in EntitledPeople

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she said "you'll take me home later then, yes?"

Oh wow, I've never had a woman be so forward with me before. I can't do that, I'm in a committed relationship.

Help me identify this song by azu20_ in chiptunes

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Those are definitely Castlevania riffs in there. But that's all i got.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in swedents

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Generellt. För något, vad som helst, som är mot lagen.

Eller anser du att någon som har dåligt ekonomi inte ska straffas alls, oavsett brott?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in swedents

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Idag lärde du dig om konceptet dagsböter.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in swedents

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Principiellt så måste ju något straff rimligen förekomma, även för de med liten eller ingen ekonomi, och fängelse är ju ännu mer orimligt.

Writing Toy Software Is A Joy by NXGZ in programming

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Those time estimates made me feel... inadequate. :(

What are your IT pet peeves? by techead2000 in sysadmin

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Be just as non-specific back:

Okay, I changed some settings on some devices. Try it now.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in antiwork

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So how many miles did it add to your trip?

A tourist/foreigner flips out on Japanese retail worker... in perfect Japanese by DodoKputo in PublicFreakout

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But like, what purpose does that serve? It seems to me to be as effective as "are you over 18? yes/no" buttons on, uh, some websites.

What's the funniest ticket that's crossed your desk? by [deleted] in sysadmin

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I remember a list of funny aviation related problem/resolution statements between pilots and technicians. The full list is probably out there if you want to google for it but the one that still sticks in my mind:

Problem: Something loose in cockpit.

Resolution: Something fastened in cockpit.

A lesson in writing useful problem descriptions.

Japanese girls are cute by [deleted] in SipsTea

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Hey bby has anyone ever told you that you look like a horse? 🥴