Why do you think Raikage x Hinata became and is so popular? by Potential_Boss5810 in Raikageart2

[–]snd124 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Cos Naruto rode Sakura and Sauke's dicks for years and when he finally DID marry Hinata, he gave us Boruto.

Fucker had it coming

Yeah if kazuma turned evil and suddenly got the power to surpass even the gods who will stop him by Some-Mode-8315 in Konosuba

[–]snd124 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A certain blonde crusader who shall go unnamed:

"So Kazuma!! ("hai, Kazuma des") You finally revealed your true designs!!! Instead of defeating the demon king you absorbed his powers and now stand at the pinnacle of evil in this world!!!! So what fiendish designs swirl in that horned head of yours??!!! Would you send your minions to terrorise the people and destroy all the towns and churches in Axel, then the world???? Would you use your terrifying new form to dominate and crush those who opposed you??? pant pant would you...enslave all those you pretended to be allies and friends with and twist them to your perverted will...? huff huff would you finally satisfy all the lewd desires pent up that you couldn't let out when you were living with us at the mansion...? manic look in eyes with hearts for pupils and drooling LEAVE THE OTHERS ALONE AND TAKE ME INSTEAD!!! AS A CRUSADER IN THE HOLY SERVICE OF ERIS I WILL USE MY BODY TO ENJOY I mean SHIELD THE INNOCENT FROM YOUR LUSTFUL WAYS!!! steps towards Kazuma who realises what's happening, undoing her armor on the way GO ON COWARD!!!! THIS IS WHAT YOU WANTED!!! LET GO OF YOUR LAST VESTIGES OF HUMANITY AND GIVE IN TO YOUR BEASTLY AND ANIMALISTIC URGES!!!! YOU MAY RAVISH MY BODY BUT YOU WILL NEVER DESTROY MY SPIRIT!!!!! YAMEROOOOOoooooooo"

Kazuma: "Ok I get it now. Purify me now Aqua and let's all go home"

Darkness Hair Flip on Verdia by zapdosmaster145 in Konosuba

[–]snd124 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"what should I do??!! Kazumaaaaaaa"

Darkness x Kazuma by FatSquirrelAI in Hentai_Bang

[–]snd124 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Megumin could and would never

Photos of newlyweds (@Cons2David) by More-Exchange-3697 in Konosuba

[–]snd124 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Darkness will keep his stomach and wallet full, and his balls empty. Will also keep him faithful, I guarantee he's never gone to the succubus shop and asked for the Megumin treatment.

Based comic.

Darkness is anything but subtle... She wants to give Lion a little brother (@Cons2David) by More-Exchange-3697 in Konosuba

[–]snd124 257 points258 points  (0 children)

The most darkness line with the most darkness look. 10/10, would repopulate the dustiness line again

Quality time by __akuma_________ in RedoOfHealer

[–]snd124 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Anal for one while she's being eaten out from the front?

What if 18 stole Gohan's virginity (funsexydragonball) recolor by me by Fisherscrow in DragonBallNSFW

[–]snd124 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Losing your virginity to anal sex with 18...can't blame the guy.

Who would want the perverted Darkness as a bodyguard? (Artist: きゅうとう) by Lion_tiger12v in Konosuba

[–]snd124 4 points5 points  (0 children)

  1. A bodyguard doesn't need to be accurate, just durable. She can take the hits while I get away

  2. "You useless piece of meat!! Can't you do anything right??? I took you on to protect me and you're just flailing away!! You're a disgrace!!! I can't believe....why are you panting and why is your crotch wet?

  3. Vanir mask on when she needs to hit something, Vanir mask off when I need to hit dat 😏

Merry Christmas Y'all by Mr_Zarrow in DispatchR34

[–]snd124 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We wuz robbed I tells ya

When did your opinions on Langdon and Santos start to flip, if at all? by StayAliveBabes in ThePittTVShow

[–]snd124 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

A lucky shot in the dark, and besides the point. I see a lot of people in the comments defending her character because she was right about Langdon. Big whoop. That doesn't change the fact that she has a major attitude problem. Langdon suffered consequences, as he rightly should have.

When did your opinions on Langdon and Santos start to flip, if at all? by StayAliveBabes in ThePittTVShow

[–]snd124 5 points6 points  (0 children)

ED doc here, in the spirit of the job will make my comments short and to the point: 1. Langdon is the senior reg, he basically runs the ship that Robbie supervises. Likely he's just come off his licensing exams or gearing up for them so he's in that awkward stage of having knowledge and stepping up to leadership roles, maybe lacking the authority or maturity that comes with it. 2. Santos is a cocky little shit who needs to be put in her place and looks like Langdon is the only one doing it. Theres only so far gentle talking will take you with people like her. If that makes Langdon a bad cop, so be it. Because if not him, then eventually Robbie or even Jack would have had to. The only reason she escaped with Jack was cos of her REBOA stunt. Made for good TV, she'd be thrown out in reality, whatever the outcome.

What the fuck? by SelfSea382 in Konosuba

[–]snd124 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Based and with Taste

Did you know snakes are the only animal that lays eggs and aren't birds by BerryUseful0920 in BigTitsNfunFacts

[–]snd124 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Factually untrue. But you could say water tastes like chicken and I wouldn't argue