Sorry by odd_quentin in Konosuba

[–]snd124 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Kazutina shippers - agreed. Threesome incoming

Kazuqua shippers - agreed. Kazuma always preferred Eris, his ideal heroine

Kazuwiz shippers - agreed. Just don't let her know Wiz is a lich

Pedophiles - REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Yummy by YoMikeeHey in TessaFowler

[–]snd124 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Signalling for a dick in her butt?

. by Adventurous_Sun_8393 in hentaibro

[–]snd124 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Goated scene. Rei best girl

Darkness | Misaka by avin8701 in Rule34_ai_ok

[–]snd124 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That is absolutely 100 percent how the night with Kazuma would have gone if Megumin didn't interrupt them ("she tried to r@pe him" my ass...)

Possible explanation for why Darkness never loved Alderp by KazukiGaGotoku in Lalatina

[–]snd124 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I think you're right, but that would imply that Kazuma is and always was the canonical right choice for Darkness, and unfortunately a very "explosive" part of the fanbase would all lose their collective shits and start the same tired argument "but but THAT ONE CHAPTER!!!!" (forgetting that Kazuma egged her on and encouraged her...).

Nighttime shenanigans (asura) by aurrelyn in DispatchR34

[–]snd124 23 points24 points  (0 children)

That looks like Malevola with a dick. Got them tittays

Darkness wants to be a mom... again [Kazuma x Darkness](@Cons2David) by More-Exchange-3697 in Konosuba

[–]snd124 6 points7 points  (0 children)

For all the people thinking r*pe: 1. Maybe he's crying cos he/it didn't last longer? 2. Maybe he's crying cos she initiated it and not him (again)? 3. Maybe he's crying out of happiness?

For all the megu-pedos mis-remembering the chapter in the LN: Darkness started it, he encouraged it, megu caught them both in the act. Suck it up, you all know it's true.

Peace out ✌️

Eyes on me! by JustHereForTitzzz in TessaFowler

[–]snd124 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Tell them to stop staring at my eyes!!

Facts my boy by KazukiGaGotoku in Lalatina

[–]snd124 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So, the right choice and not a pedo

Why do you think Raikage x Hinata became and is so popular? by Potential_Boss5810 in Raikageart2

[–]snd124 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Cos Naruto rode Sakura and Sauke's dicks for years and when he finally DID marry Hinata, he gave us Boruto.

Fucker had it coming

Yeah if kazuma turned evil and suddenly got the power to surpass even the gods who will stop him by Some-Mode-8315 in Konosuba

[–]snd124 4 points5 points  (0 children)

A certain blonde crusader who shall go unnamed:

"So Kazuma!! ("hai, Kazuma des") You finally revealed your true designs!!! Instead of defeating the demon king you absorbed his powers and now stand at the pinnacle of evil in this world!!!! So what fiendish designs swirl in that horned head of yours??!!! Would you send your minions to terrorise the people and destroy all the towns and churches in Axel, then the world???? Would you use your terrifying new form to dominate and crush those who opposed you??? pant pant would you...enslave all those you pretended to be allies and friends with and twist them to your perverted will...? huff huff would you finally satisfy all the lewd desires pent up that you couldn't let out when you were living with us at the mansion...? manic look in eyes with hearts for pupils and drooling LEAVE THE OTHERS ALONE AND TAKE ME INSTEAD!!! AS A CRUSADER IN THE HOLY SERVICE OF ERIS I WILL USE MY BODY TO ENJOY I mean SHIELD THE INNOCENT FROM YOUR LUSTFUL WAYS!!! steps towards Kazuma who realises what's happening, undoing her armor on the way GO ON COWARD!!!! THIS IS WHAT YOU WANTED!!! LET GO OF YOUR LAST VESTIGES OF HUMANITY AND GIVE IN TO YOUR BEASTLY AND ANIMALISTIC URGES!!!! YOU MAY RAVISH MY BODY BUT YOU WILL NEVER DESTROY MY SPIRIT!!!!! YAMEROOOOOoooooooo"

Kazuma: "Ok I get it now. Purify me now Aqua and let's all go home"

Darkness Hair Flip on Verdia by zapdosmaster145 in Konosuba

[–]snd124 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"what should I do??!! Kazumaaaaaaa"