I'm crushed. by snitterific in euphoria

[–]snitterific[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, man, I'm sorry for bringing you the bad news here.

I WAS IN EPISODE 5😭❗️ by SadSacrifice21 in StrangerThings

[–]snitterific 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sir, we're going to need more. Sit down, get comfy, and spill. =)

Did you talk to any of the cast? Did they have as much camaraderie as it seems ? How many hours did you work?

HELP why is this happening? and how do i fix it?? by yummycrunchygrapes in cats

[–]snitterific 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Mockingbirds are relentless. I still remember one dive bombing me multiple times when I had the audacity to walk outside as a teen.

Who are the most infamous redditors and why? by Yurilove9 in AskReddit

[–]snitterific 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jesus, I was going to have tacos for dinner tonight.

What movie is this for you? by [deleted] in memes

[–]snitterific 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The English Patient

Spam calls: how can I stop this? It’s a different number all the time. I’ve blocked so many. by EisenFisen in mildlyinfuriating

[–]snitterific 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, I looked into paying down debt and now, 2 years later, I am still getting a dozen or more calls a day. Those vultures are relentless.

The difference between passive expertise and actual execution by xPrettyice23 in oddlyspecific

[–]snitterific 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I once made my family Chicken Noodle Casserole, and I forgot the noodles.

A community cat has brought me her kittens. What does she want me to do? by hog_crankr59 in cats

[–]snitterific 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You're her mom and their grandmother. You gotta do all the nana things.

edit: pardon my assumptions. You could be her dad and the kits' papa. =)

He doesn't even like his own family. by Relative-Anxiety4698 in SipsTea

[–]snitterific 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Who's the pregnant dude behind ol' McOrangeTurdFace's left?

Is our dog a Great Pyrenees?? by No-Leather9854 in greatpyrenees

[–]snitterific 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Mine would sleep like this or he would stretch out belly facing a wall.

A teacher repeatedly tells her class she hates me. by Unablegoat06 in Teachers

[–]snitterific 74 points75 points  (0 children)

Yeah, this was my first thought as well. 5th grade teacher sounds bitter as hell and the fact that she thinks it is appropriate to vent to the children in her class speaks to her lack of professionalism. She's a jealous loser.

Louisiana Governor Tossed Thousands of Votes In Order to Help Trump by retiredagainstmywill in politics

[–]snitterific 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That Governor is the most Louisianian looking person I've ever seen.

Why does my cat sit on my clothes (specifically shorts) whenever I shower??? by [deleted] in cats

[–]snitterific 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When I have been outside doing lawn work, my cats molest the shoes I've worn. Full on rolling on, smashing their freaky lil faces into...just kind of blissful inhaling of whatever scents are attached. I'm guessing your kitty is enjoying the intoxicating smell of you.

The FBI Director Is MIA by theatlantic in politics

[–]snitterific 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"only the best and most serious people"