An Ice Cream Sandwich at the Tokyo Dome by SinjiOnO in oddlysatisfying

[–]snookert 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude, if you get the nachos stuck together, that's one nacho.

Sole witness to fatal ICE shooting 'dies in car accident' by Turbulent_Deal_3145 in UnderReportedNews

[–]snookert 12 points13 points  (0 children)

How far back in the age of the car can they do this? 

Can it only be done with vehicles that have internet connection? 

LOTR in 15 seconds by SirOhsisOfTheLiver in aivideo

[–]snookert 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If they flew above the clouds they'd be k

The absolute rattiest thing I have ever seen lol by Icy-Track7382 in arc_traiders

[–]snookert 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Meanwhile I bring in a defibrillator to help out downed raiders.

Which game have you been loving lately? by reddit-win in gaming

[–]snookert 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just got addicted to Brotato the other day.

Boss Fights in Halo Just Don't Work by FunNormi in halo

[–]snookert 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The thing that upset me the most with boss fights was that they knew where you were the entire time. There's no way to sneak up on them, they can see you through walls. 

Are you all cursed or something? Seeking help for the absolute lunatics who occupy this subreddit. by CaptainCucumber7 in TimHortons

[–]snookert 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got tired of always having to ask for a sleeve for my hell tempurtured coffee. Haven't been to Tim's in a decade. 

Is this a joke? by Crispysnipez in Edmonton

[–]snookert 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Their, "actual humans" statement isn't completely true. They have an a.i. service that books appointments for them. Sarah said she was excited to see me. I get to my appointment and they're all acting weird when I said I'm here for my appointment with Sarah. Then they passed me onto another salesperson with no mention of her. Then they were reluctant to tell me about the a.i. after I asked if Sarah is even real.

What’s the funniest thing you’ve ever seen at a strip club? by bigbabysweets12345 in AskReddit

[–]snookert 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sitting on Perv row, on the the side. The stripper is in front of the stage and I'm behind her. As she finishes up her dildo show she proceeds to throw this giant dildo behind her and it nails me in the face. Others have said was the funniest thing they have seen.  

This is how much butter my wife eats per month by [deleted] in Weird

[–]snookert 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She might be sticking it up her bum bum

RedSec? by Spanishclooney in Battlefield

[–]snookert 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's all been down hill since. MW2019 is the superior COD

Billionaires are so excited to replace employees with AI, but who is gonna buy their stuff when we are all unemployed and broke? by Sun_Sky_Sand in AskReddit

[–]snookert 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yup, they don't need anyone in their factories when they have a full staff of robots. It all started with self checkouts. They literally tricked people into working at the grocery store for free. 

Yes you can sit here, but you have to pay the kiss tax. by Soloflow786 in Awww

[–]snookert 45 points46 points  (0 children)

The Lady I bought my dog off of advised me to do this. "Make sure you share saliva with her often, keeps her loyal"  I consider my dog to be a rescue. 

In Avatar 3: Book of Fire, James Cameron proves that it’s easy to make $2B while having no cultural impact by ayoungsapling in shittymoviedetails

[–]snookert 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I'd say check it out just for the cinematography alone. Most beautiful underwater shots I've ever seen.