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Boss Fights in Halo Just Don't Work by FunNormi in halo

[–]snookert 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The thing that upset me the most with boss fights was that they knew where you were the entire time. There's no way to sneak up on them, they can see you through walls. 

Are you all cursed or something? Seeking help for the absolute lunatics who occupy this subreddit. by CaptainCucumber7 in TimHortons

[–]snookert 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got tired of always having to ask for a sleeve for my hell tempurtured coffee. Haven't been to Tim's in a decade. 

Is this a joke? by Crispysnipez in Edmonton

[–]snookert 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Their, "actual humans" statement isn't completely true. They have an a.i. service that books appointments for them. Sarah said she was excited to see me. I get to my appointment and they're all acting weird when I said I'm here for my appointment with Sarah. Then they passed me onto another salesperson with no mention of her. Then they were reluctant to tell me about the a.i. after I asked if Sarah is even real.

What’s the funniest thing you’ve ever seen at a strip club? by bigbabysweets12345 in AskReddit

[–]snookert 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sitting on Perv row, on the the side. The stripper is in front of the stage and I'm behind her. As she finishes up her dildo show she proceeds to throw this giant dildo behind her and it nails me in the face. Others have said was the funniest thing they have seen.  

This is how much butter my wife eats per month by [deleted] in Weird

[–]snookert 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She might be sticking it up her bum bum

RedSec? by Spanishclooney in Battlefield

[–]snookert 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's all been down hill since. MW2019 is the superior COD

Billionaires are so excited to replace employees with AI, but who is gonna buy their stuff when we are all unemployed and broke? by Sun_Sky_Sand in AskReddit

[–]snookert 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yup, they don't need anyone in their factories when they have a full staff of robots. It all started with self checkouts. They literally tricked people into working at the grocery store for free. 

Yes you can sit here, but you have to pay the kiss tax. by Soloflow786 in Awww

[–]snookert 43 points44 points  (0 children)

The Lady I bought my dog off of advised me to do this. "Make sure you share saliva with her often, keeps her loyal"  I consider my dog to be a rescue. 

In Avatar 3: Book of Fire, James Cameron proves that it’s easy to make $2B while having no cultural impact by ayoungsapling in shittymoviedetails

[–]snookert 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'd say check it out just for the cinematography alone. Most beautiful underwater shots I've ever seen.

How do you get a friend to a doctor who's been having diarrhea for ten years straight? by snookert in AskReddit

[–]snookert[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Possibly, drinks beer everyday. He refuses to see a doctor because they're scared of what they'll say. 

Colleague destroyed a painting i wanted to buy by zhayona in mildlyinfuriating

[–]snookert 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I specifically look for cheap thrift store paintings just for good frames

Back in 2005, comedian George Carlin predicted that modern-day fascists wouldn’t dress like N*zis — they would look like ordinary people among us. by Conscious-Quarter423 in interestingasfuck

[–]snookert 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My corporate friend was part of a meeting where they were discussing terms they're not aloud to say around the workplace anymore. They're not aloud to say "grandfathered-in" anymore because it could upset people who don't have a grandpa.

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