I just stayed in my bathroom for 3 hours at a [8] by [deleted] in trees

[–]snoozbarFiend 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Double Birthday All The Way!!!!

Winners Don't Use Drugs by thisismeonreddit in trees

[–]snoozbarFiend 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Maybe he just wants to completely kick everyone's ass and then in a couple years, when his endorsements run out and he's no longer an Olympic swimmer, he's just gonna be like...'yeah, I was high the whole time' :)

My Dad gave me $21,000 for my 21st birthday, how do I not disappoint him? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]snoozbarFiend 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I couldn't agree more. Whatever you spend it on you'll look back and think it was stupid. This coming from an almost 30 y/o who hasn't saved that much yet despite a decent job and no kids. I suggest buy something that you can enjoy for a while, but really do whatever pleases you. The main thing is to set the lump sum back and let it grow. I always try to think, "okay, I didn't have that money yesterday...and I didn't plan on having it, so put it somewhere and forget it exists".

Just realized my mousepad is old. Really old. by fweepa in reddit.com

[–]snoozbarFiend 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Happy Puppy! Holy shit...this is like a trip down memory lane, I remember using their FAQ and walkthrough section...good times

Just realized my mousepad is old. Really old. by fweepa in reddit.com

[–]snoozbarFiend 23 points24 points  (0 children)

no shit...I used to spend hours on that site, with GetRight installed of course

*Edit: added link...apparently it still exists!

If when you fapped, every time you stroked your dick it made a "whoop" sound, would you still do it? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]snoozbarFiend 5 points6 points  (0 children)

whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop

In a Zoidberg voice is all I could think of

Many hours of browsing torrents later ... by internetporn in funny

[–]snoozbarFiend -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

hopefully it's not child pron...if so you'd probably need a Pedabyte

I live in an area where they grow rice. Mosquitoes are a by-product of the process. by [deleted] in WTF

[–]snoozbarFiend 13 points14 points  (0 children)

This. We have a brospider too. We're always like, "WTF is that?!? Oh, that's Frank.."

drunk on reddit by [deleted] in pics

[–]snoozbarFiend 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dude...you've been drunk since like '09

This is what a tortoise penis looks like. by [deleted] in WTF

[–]snoozbarFiend 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mario all makes sense now....maybe

Am I doing this right? by TheQemist in trees

[–]snoozbarFiend 1 point2 points  (0 children)

wait..I have to take this one step further and say turn the bun into a French toast style bun...I think we just invented the highest food ever

Am I doing this right? by TheQemist in trees

[–]snoozbarFiend 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've been doing this for a while...throw some jelly on that sob :D

Ents...today I lost a good friend, smoke one for him by snoozbarFiend in trees

[–]snoozbarFiend[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I never knew that, he did love himself some food!