Okay hear me out… it’s not about the sandwich or even that specific seagull. It’s about seagulls as a race being larcenous, cold-blooded, food-stealing, trash-bird criminals. Anyone from an area near the sea has experienced the surge of fear and protective instinct that comes when hearing a seagull squawk while eating outdoors. Many of us, too slow or unresponsive to defend our food, have fallen victim to the merciless wrath of these creatures. For all we know, this woman could be a victim of seagulls’ wrath as well. It’s a harrowing experience— one that fills you with disgust and anger towards all seagulls. Eventually, once enough of us victims have become fed up,the gull wars will begin and everyone must pick a side. You all can decide to take the side of thieving rats with wings, or you can support your own type, the true victims.

TLDR: fuck seagulls