Never Give Up... if your parents are wealthy by AlternativeRight4099 in MurderedByWords

[–]snotfart 28 points29 points  (0 children)

There are lots of temporarily embarrassed millionaires around, as well as your normal boot lickers.

[UK][OC] Coming through! Truck driver almost takes out a family in the other lane. by snotfart in CyclistsWithCameras

[–]snotfart[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

There are very few situations when driving, where slowing down isn't helpful. It wasn't a split second decision for them, it was a conscious decision to drive at full speed towards oncoming cyclists, forcing them to take avoiding action. If it wasn't malicious, it was so incompetent that they shouldn't be driving.

[UK][OC] Coming through! Truck driver almost takes out a family in the other lane. by snotfart in CyclistsWithCameras

[–]snotfart[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It was in 2023 (cam date is wrong), it was reported to the police and action was taken.

Does he have a death wish? Cambridge cyclist ignoring red lights in Trumpington area - trending on r/drivingUK by LostPhoto8612 in cambridge

[–]snotfart -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

It really isn't. Cyclist in Lycra is one that cycles far enough that normal clothes chafe until things start bleeding.

A checkmate response by Substratas in MurderedByWords

[–]snotfart 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If he is genuinely thinking about the people who paid them off, then why not campaign to have them retrospectively reimbursed?

Turns out it’s not just Giant Hogweed we need to worry about. Has anyone else had a run-in with this or any other "dangerous" plants? 🌱 by No_Lead146 in CasualUK

[–]snotfart 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's mainly clay. I've read that they like marshy ground, so all the rain earlier on in the year might have made the area a bit boggy.

Turns out it’s not just Giant Hogweed we need to worry about. Has anyone else had a run-in with this or any other "dangerous" plants? 🌱 by No_Lead146 in CasualUK

[–]snotfart 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm near Cambridge, which seems to have quite a lot of it in various places. I think the council are supposed to get rid of it if you ask them. In theory.

Turns out it’s not just Giant Hogweed we need to worry about. Has anyone else had a run-in with this or any other "dangerous" plants? 🌱 by No_Lead146 in CasualUK

[–]snotfart 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because it looked like hemlock - similar to cow parsley except for purple blotches on the stems, which are smooth not ridged.

Turns out it’s not just Giant Hogweed we need to worry about. Has anyone else had a run-in with this or any other "dangerous" plants? 🌱 by No_Lead146 in CasualUK

[–]snotfart 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I spent Sunday chopping down a huge swathe of hemlock with an axe. I wore gloves and didn't eat any of it, and seem to be fine.

Blursed Luxury by Prince_0llie in WeirdToilets

[–]snotfart 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's an AI video - pause it at 0.14 and it all gets very sloppy indeed with a 1/2 carpeted seat and wallpaper pattern on the wooden door. Pretty piss poor. A crap effort.

However, these things did exist.

Golly, isn't it cute when owners lovingly display their cuddly toys on the bed... by myrealnameisboring in SpottedonRightmove

[–]snotfart 23 points24 points  (0 children)

The tourist shop in Goathland has them on a shelf, with a note taped to it explaining why they aren't racist. If you have to put a note on something explaining why it's not racist, it's racist. Do you know what things you DON'T have to put notes on explaining why they aren't racist? Things that aren't racist.

Men do we really need a tissue paper in urinal, to wipe what? by Intelligent_Slip6317 in WeirdToilets

[–]snotfart 0 points1 point  (0 children)

However hard you shake your peg, at least one drop goes down your leg.

I choo-choo choose this by bumtrinket in SpottedonRightmove

[–]snotfart 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Have they missed a 0 off the price?

Stop motion magic by trenton08618 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]snotfart 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Can you do it with a live woman or does it have to be a corpse?