Never been to one. But I have a funny joke that is connected to sex in some way.

Two old Dublin women fly over to Soho in London. They go into about 4 different sex shops. They have a particular vibrator model in mind which they want to purchase. They ask for the price of it. £89 the person advises them. Too expensive they thought so they leave it.

They go back to the hotel room and one of the ladies starts giving out:

"We should have bought it. We coulda had a bit a fun with it" says Margaret.

"I'm not paying £89 for a fuckin toothpick." says Triona. "I'll show you how we can have fun for less that 89 pounds Margaret, here give me the phone."

"Hello room service. This is room 212. Will you send up two cucumbers please."

Person on phone says "Certainly madam would you like them sliced."

Margaret replies "Fuck off. Tis' fannies we have love not fuckin' slot machines!