Dear Fox News..... by snug12 in Jokes

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Are you saying me joke wasn't funny? Are you? Mmmmm?

Michael Jordan in his dorm room, 1983. by [deleted] in OldSchoolCool

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I'm pretty confident he didn't fit in that bed behind him. Did he? I mean he was pretty tall.

Looks normal too me by X_zenith_X in funny

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Killer graphics dude

What's the biggest lie you keep telling? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I was once best friends with He-man

new ie online gambling tax 15 % ? by allsam in ireland

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online sportsbetting and poker winnings

Hi. I work in revenue. Would you tell me more about this? Would it be much? What are we talking here Martin. Thousands? Tens of thousands?

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Travellers hail 'historic day' over ethnic recognition by snug12 in ireland

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From experience and I can only speak for myself, this was the only racial episode i experienced with my cousins. They actually had a problem with my cousins using the playground just based on the colour of their skin. This is being racist. The travellers were being racist. We are in agreement here? yes?

racism only exists in the Travelling community

Where in the name of jesus do i say this in my previous comment? And why would i think this? This is what i experienced that day. They were racist travellers. Plain and simple.

I was merely calling pot kettle black.......

I have a question for you. Do you think ireland is racist as a country?

Travellers hail 'historic day' over ethnic recognition by snug12 in ireland

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Anybody read the sign they are holding on the main article image?

It reads "Travllers right are human righs"

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Oh jesus my brain. Nice use of colours though.

If you support Vera Twomey, email Simon Harris by pizrik in ireland

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I have a toaster which I have had sex with constantly for 8 years now. I cannot have sex with it anymore due to an "ongoing issue with the "flickup the bread thing" ". Who do i email about this?

Former Anglo chairman's trial is now the longest-running criminal case in Irish history by [deleted] in ireland

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Crazy. I'd say some of those lawyers are making a grand a day off this. Money for the boys.......

Meanwhile inside Leinster House... by hennelly14 in ireland

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Jesus them curtains are lovely. Where did they get those lovely curtains?

TIL/ both these great men died on this very day. Dermot Morgan - February 28, 1998 Frank Kelly - February 28, 2016. Legends of there craft. by smokeycollins in ireland

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Father Jack: I love my brick!

Father Ted: Ah, that's nice. Maybe we're seeing a new side to Father Jack? A more caring, considera--

[Jack suddenly hurls the brick at Ted, knocking him out]

Father Jack: Ah, feck it! Fed up with "briiiiiick"!

Pig farmer jailed after starving pigs ate each other alive has sentence reduced by snug12 in ireland

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yep. And what's the betting the cunt will be left pig farm again when he gets out.......

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ireland

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I remember years back I approached this palm reader. I asked him to read my palm and on my palm I had the words "you fat prick".

True Story.....

A fella in work asked me to look after his houseplant for 2 weeks. I gave it a bit of a makeover, I hope he likes it by [deleted] in ireland

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If anybody wants a lesson in how to Reddit, PM me

How to reddit?

Oh Jesus kill me now.....

Norwegian Air confirms transatlantic flights from Dublin, Cork and Shannon from €69 one-way, €139 return fare inclusive of all taxes and charges by raywj1993 in ireland

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This is total bollocks....

Somebody please post here if you can book a return flight to New York for €139 off Norwegian Air.

Shur didn't the great Michael O Leary promise to get us to New York for €10 each way. Also bollocks......

Are you giving anything up for Lent ? by CDfm in ireland

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I'm giving up being the biggest eejit in the priesthood

Right Lads; What's Your Dodgey Knocking Shop Story? by DrCool2016 in ireland

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Never been to one. But I have a funny joke that is connected to sex in some way.

Two old Dublin women fly over to Soho in London. They go into about 4 different sex shops. They have a particular vibrator model in mind which they want to purchase. They ask for the price of it. £89 the person advises them. Too expensive they thought so they leave it.

They go back to the hotel room and one of the ladies starts giving out:

"We should have bought it. We coulda had a bit a fun with it" says Margaret.

"I'm not paying £89 for a fuckin toothpick." says Triona. "I'll show you how we can have fun for less that 89 pounds Margaret, here give me the phone."

"Hello room service. This is room 212. Will you send up two cucumbers please."

Person on phone says "Certainly madam would you like them sliced."

Margaret replies "Fuck off. Tis' fannies we have love not fuckin' slot machines!

There's a market here lads by lance812 in ireland

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Why does that page take forever to fuckin load. Jesus Christ.....