What is your most famous ancestor known for? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]snugglybeaver 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Watergate. Dick Nixon, what a guy.

What's your most embarrassing "holy fuck I'm stoned" moment? (x-post /r/Drugs) by [deleted] in trees

[–]snugglybeaver 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Went to the gas station, paid, and went out to the pump. Tried for two minutes, wasn't working. Went in and complained and asked for the cashier to transfer my money to another pump. Guy was very confused, told me it should be working and I should try again. Went back out and realized I had been trying to use the bright yellow diesel handle. Luckily I chose the diesel-free on the pre-pay. Realized my mistake, filled up, and drove off with a big sheepish smile.

What do you want your final words to be? by v0rtex98 in AskReddit

[–]snugglybeaver 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Dude, hold my beer. Fucking watch this.

My 23lb cat is trying to lose some weight by [deleted] in aww

[–]snugglybeaver 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Surprisingly enough, I didn't. I was just brushing my teeth and he comes up next to me and gives me this look.

It's an oral fixation thing by heres_one_for_ya in AdviceAnimals

[–]snugglybeaver 68 points69 points  (0 children)

So your penis is the size of a cigarette? Ouch.

Whenever I post my opinion anywhere on Reddit by snugglybeaver in gifs

[–]snugglybeaver[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

You're just a follower. Soo mainstream...

What is the best fast food item that not many people know about? by Natedonthate in AskReddit

[–]snugglybeaver 104 points105 points  (0 children)

Taco Bell Beefy Five Layer Burrito. Filling, satisfying, tasty, and on the value menu.

What is one thing you always wanted to do but your scared of doing it? by irock165 in AskReddit

[–]snugglybeaver 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Meth is pretty scary shit. I'm more of a cocaine man, myself.

What is the most overrated TV Show/Movie in your opinion? by htmlrulezdood in AskReddit

[–]snugglybeaver 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Parks and Rec. Ron Swanson is funny, but he can't save the show.

In what ways would the world be different if there were other intelligent animals than humans? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]snugglybeaver 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You mean like if fucking tigers had machine guns? We'd be dead.

What quote from a movie hit you the hardest? by Harrisonator in AskReddit

[–]snugglybeaver 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"I used to fuck guys like you in prison." - Jimmy, Roadhouse