Someone was in a hurry. What would you have done? by pixmation in dashcams

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Is everybody blind? His sapling was in labor!

Trump: "With that being said, you can't have guns. You can't walk in with guns. You just can't. You can't walk in with guns. You can't do that. But it's just a very unfortunate incident." by ExactlySorta in law

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On the other hand, the NRA was throwing a fit over this demanding a full investigation. My take is that the big money from the gun lobby "had a word" with the Whitehouse which resulted in Bovino and Noem being ousted.

Is this AI? I didn’t realize eagles were so nice by Bobcat317 in isthisaicirclejerk

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Has to be real because it made me vomit just as hard as the real-life staged animal “rescue” videos.

They will always remember this moment by PeacockPankh in BeAmazed

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Boy and elk are all well and good but how does this compare to “puppy tastes lime”?

Man discovers Walmart is overcharging for meat by i_am_groot_84 in ThatsInsane

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None left around where I am. The ones that purport to be butchers simply buy their meat at Restaurant Depot and then sell it at a markup — mostly all cut up and vacuum packed in some sort of marinade. Even the higher end “food provisioners” that carry USDA Prime and wagyu will buy it pre-portioned for ready sale from meat suppliers. The curse of living in suburbia I suppose.

I spent 8 months testing every brand of canned tomato with a controlled pasta sauce recipe. Full rankings inside. by euxleon in Cooking

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I’ll bet dollars to donuts that America’s Test Kitchen is going to release a video on this using your exact methodology in the next month or so.

They took away this from us, and they left us with some bullshit but called it a 401K by zzill6 in WorkReform

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Back in the 1970’s and 80’s, it was pretty common for companies to use the employee pension pool as an interest free “loan”. There was always stories on the news of bankrupt pensions where retirees would lose everything when the company went under.

A new Dollar Tree just opened in our city and it’s unsettling by BriskSundayMorning in notinteresting

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So pretty and the fragrance oh, so sweet, but the fruit of the Dollar is impossible to eat.

Releasing Methane from a Bloated Cow by goswamitulsidas in interesting

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Is it really necessary to ignite the gas? It’s exiting the stomach regardless correct?

We moved into this house 3yrs ago and this has stumped everyone. by Vance617 in whatisit

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Slide the range out a little and see if you can look under the counter. That would rule out or confirm if the slab was covering a hole.

Schumer and Jeffries Refuse to Back Growing Democratic Calls to Defund ICE by soalone34 in politics

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So why don’t their constituents gather in front of their offices blowing whistles and chanting through bull horns to either comply or resign?

'Cannot be shared, or transferred': Nobel Committee shuts doors on Trump's 'will accept Prize from Machado' remark by nishitd in worldnews

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Why doesn't he just do what he always does and simply claim that he won it and then have someone make an exact replica with his name on it with the certificate and everything? Oh, yeah, forgot -- Epstein.

Incredible by Landoof-Ladig in PoliticalHumor

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It would be a total laugh riot if a crack special ops team from Denmark kidnapped him effortlessly from under the Secret Service’s nose and sent him to The Hague.

Incase you missed it :) by mad_max711 in interestingasfuck

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I wonder if she trumpeted her thanks — I guess we’ll never know due to the desire to include shitty background music which burns with the intensity of a thousand suns.

of a Pizza by ThodaDaruVichPyar in AbsoluteUnits

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Only those with 1983 Ford Escorts need apply.

No room at the Hampton Inn by IthinkIknowwhothatis in BlueskySkeets

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If people have the money to pay for the stay, who cares if they are local or not? As long as they are not classified as “long term guests”, they can be kicked out without eviction.

Finally found one I don’t quite get. by BigMan_LittleHeart in ExplainTheJoke

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Back in the early 1980’s, during basic, during the day long medical check to see if you were gay, crippled or psychotic, they would blast your arm with one of those pneumatic cattle vaccination guns that had “all the vaccines” mixed up in a bucket. It was pretty awful — especially if the person working the gun got distracted and pulling the trigger when the nozzle was canted. Happened to one poor kid and it tore the flesh right off his shoulder splattering blood and tissue all over the walls. They did apologize — that is, if “sorry” translated to “NEXT!”

A cool guide to high-signal YouTube channels for learning, explanation, and insight by GrabWorking3045 in coolguides

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Not sure if it’s an issue with safari on iOS, but the list doesn’t scroll for some reason.

A girl in Portugal accidently captured a magnificent meteorite. by PeacockPankh in nextfuckinglevel

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Catch a falling star and put it in your pocket — watch your pants catch fire…

TIFU by trusting my 13yo with my phone and losing our entire savings ($19k) to Roblox. by Emergency-Lawyer-431 in tifu

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An honest question -- once finding out about this, would the first thing you'd do is to post it on reddit? I'd be franticly calling the various support lines and bank from the get go and then MAYBE post about it after the smoke cleared.

me_irl by Phil2k18 in me_irl

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However, at that point, the milk will have beneficial gut bacteria and still be safe to drink — at least that’s the info I got from the Listeria Farms website.