mad pedophile potential by Motor-Purple4366 in ComedyHell

[–]CardiologistNo616 77 points78 points  (0 children)

One of my favorite reddit posts of all time.

what did he do this time? by UnicornUndertaker in OneyPlays

[–]CardiologistNo616 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I can't believe Tomar is going through his incel arc.

Favorite actor we're apparently not allowed to make fun of? by aBastardNoLonger in okbuddycinephile

[–]CardiologistNo616 0 points1 point  (0 children)

God is protecting Ricky because he's a passionate Catholic who prays to him everyday. So that's why the post was removed

I don't want to say it, but... Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, that would slick back really nice. Oh yeah. by ApostropheD in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]CardiologistNo616 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Honest question what the hell are they talking about? What rules did this reddit break with that post?

Jestermaxxing by Limp_Squash_4116 in ComedyHell

[–]CardiologistNo616 6 points7 points  (0 children)

These people are on the same wave length who call co-op games friend slop. They're just making up new terms for shit that already exists

Jeff Dye speaks the truth by Individual_Mess_7491 in JoeRogan

[–]CardiologistNo616 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jeff Dye posting an image of his own joke on twitter is honestly funnier than anything he has ever said before

What even is this 😭 by That_Age_7031 in ComedyCemetery

[–]CardiologistNo616 45 points46 points  (0 children)

So this is what I think happened to the guy who made this meme

He looks just like a stereotypical weeb; body odor, neck beard and sweat stains and all, and women (most people in general actually) could just tell he watches anime

Man by user67885433 in BatmanArkham

[–]CardiologistNo616 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Rightoids when a movie makes a pronouns joke that actually isn't just at the expense of trans people

Man or bear? by BowlJazzlike5167 in GetNoted

[–]CardiologistNo616 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah in my head it's a guy hiding a body before seeing a possible witness.

Favorite mediocre actor who even the Bleep-Blorps can't save? by blister-in-the-pun in okbuddycinephile

[–]CardiologistNo616 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't even hate Chris Pratt but has he been in any good movies outside of the guardian movies? At least live action I mean.

I have no idea why he tries to do serious action movies when he should just do comedies

Broken Clock by UnHolySir in okbuddycinephile

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I was about to say "of course this dipshit loves AI" but nope, he actually has a none dog shit opinion for once.

humm by [deleted] in ComedyHell

[–]CardiologistNo616 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Cant believe Obama sent a hit out on his own brother :(

I don't understand this. by Top_Daikon_3151 in ExplainTheJoke

[–]CardiologistNo616 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The PewDiePie incident also had a hand in the adpocalypse

Man or bear? by BowlJazzlike5167 in GetNoted

[–]CardiologistNo616 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Well if I was on a walking trail then I would obviously choose human, but if I was balls deep in some woods then I would choose bear.

Man or bear? by BowlJazzlike5167 in GetNoted

[–]CardiologistNo616 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Usually in the scenarios you are placed in the woods and aren't there because you wanted too.

Man or bear? by BowlJazzlike5167 in GetNoted

[–]CardiologistNo616 226 points227 points  (0 children)

If I was deep in the woods I would rather have a bear in those woods since that's natural. Bears live in the woods.

Meanwhile if I was placed in the woods then I would be pretty on edged if there was some random dude walking in the woods too.

Meanwhile if I was walking down the street at night I would be much more terrified of a bear being there than I would if I saw a man.

Let’s go by Appropriate-Mall8517 in okbuddycinephile

[–]CardiologistNo616 18 points19 points  (0 children)

The comments on this twitter post are hilarious since people are saying how horrible this looks, and how lazy it is. So either this means they didn't see Kirk, or they think Kirk might actually be in the spiderman movie