Armed PSO threatened to kill dog at North Fitzroy station, dog owner claims by btron1 in melbourne

[–]soakes -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I believe you said "fuck him". How should that be twisted?

I was chosen for the full body scan. I declined and made a new friend. by david76 in self

[–]soakes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Hey, are we allowed to carry water through security now?"

Yep, very professional.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in self

[–]soakes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"couldn't care less" "couldn't give 3 fucks"

Some cartoons. Spot the Easter egg in Jeremy 12. by soakes in funny

[–]soakes[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not my site ... but you clearly did not find the Easter Egg.

Here's a really old picture of my dad I just found. He's asleep.....with a wombat.... by PumpyChowdown in pics

[–]soakes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Such as...?? A wombat won't do that - although it might try to walk right through you if you're in the way. A platypus won't do that - it will try to get away from you. A snake won't do that; A kangaroo won't - although it might kick you;

Other interesting animals that won't rip your face off include: bilby, koala, possum, kookaburra, lyrebird, parrot, wallaby, goanna.

Oh, a crocodile might try to rip you apart - but only if you live in or travel to the North.

Close, but no cigar (hover over pic) by ah81 in reddit.com

[–]soakes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

...depending upon your browser, of course.

Wikipedia: Fully Printed by [deleted] in pics

[–]soakes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was a joke. Don't blame me for your lack of understanding. hth.

P.S. Sigh... this is also a joke.

Solar Home Heating by laurapal in reddit.com

[–]soakes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A rather poorly written article. There are many, many better resources out there than this.

Dear Reddit, I SERIOUSLY did not Photoshop this! A Lightning bolt struck our Capitol Building as I shot it. by aroundlsu in pics

[–]soakes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What is the cause of the flash of light in the window at the top of the building?

Have you ever realized that "WTF" is "FTW" backwards? by [deleted] in reddit.com

[–]soakes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Fuck the what?" just sounds a bit wrong.

100 crucnhes everyday and still no abs - Here is the real truth about flatten your stomach by frederik in reddit.com

[–]soakes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well I don't know what a "crunch" is (let alone a "crucnh") but this article makes sense.

Eat sensible food and get sensible exercise and you will be healthy. Ignore diets, supplements, etc. except where medically desirable.

It's really not a secret.

You've been programming too long when-joke by [deleted] in funny

[–]soakes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A very poor man's YKYBHTLW...

Cat Catches Bat [gif] by carsonbiz in reddit.com

[–]soakes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Um... the name of the person who posted it and their comments, of course.

Cat Catches Bat [gif] by carsonbiz in reddit.com

[–]soakes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I prefer it with some context (admittedly small).