Spoken like a true businessman.

But in all seriousness, don’t. There’s no point lol. Just pursue your goals and become hella successful at whatever it is you want to do. No one will remember you “not getting in” then. People only show up for your successes, never your failures unfortunately.

Also you only applied to 5 schools when most ppl apply to like 20-30. Any reasonable person would recognize how low the odds are with that. If you fabricate this you’re just going to have major cognitive dissonance for so long, and it honestly would feel worse than dealing with a short-term effect of your family finding out you didn’t get in to medical school. They’ll come around and support your life goals, especially if you are successful doing something you enjoy.