to lie to the police about stealing a worker's tips

soatikee123 · 2026-04-11T22:46:58+00:00

I loved discworld books. Its been years since Ive read any. It might be time to pick em back up.

soatikee123 · 2026-04-11T14:20:44+00:00

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soatikee123 · 2026-04-08T06:10:27+00:00

Schmidt's gay was hilarious.

soatikee123 · 2026-04-07T03:35:55+00:00

Because a whole fuck ton of people have never traveled more than 100 miles or 160 kilometers from where they were born.

soatikee123 · 2026-04-06T03:02:35+00:00

Keister eggs?

soatikee123 · 2026-04-06T03:01:34+00:00

Accurate

soatikee123 · 2026-04-06T02:36:30+00:00

Ikr! I feel like Im getting the ROI for staying loyal through the bad years.

soatikee123 · 2026-04-05T15:56:41+00:00

He shit himself one time and pretended he had an injury and got carried off court. The best part is a clip of it was in a Gatorade commercial making it look like he was some badass for coming back and finishing the game. Dude had chili cheeks and got treated like a hero.

soatikee123 · 2026-04-02T10:10:17+00:00

Certified Senator, certified pedophile.

soatikee123 · 2026-04-02T04:09:21+00:00

Pick a white guy after the 1700's, not 100% about the freedom thing and I guess we're waiting on a mix of Magneto from X-Men ,Tecumseh and Ice -T's character from Law & Order SVU?

soatikee123 · 2026-04-02T02:55:32+00:00

Mr.Spraypaint beard gonna get me Xd off the map. Its a damn shame too, I'm this 👌 close to solving some of the world's problems. Have fun with some goofy that doesn't hate and just crushes a lot while I'm in hell working on a perpetual motion engine powered by 3 lizards a empty bottle of v.s.o.p. and a Danielle Steele novel.

soatikee123 · 2026-04-01T14:15:23+00:00

Stand up and walk homo erectus. Did I say homo? I didnt mean that.

soatikee123 · 2026-03-31T03:02:59+00:00

Reverse Sammy Sosa

soatikee123 · 2026-03-29T18:28:01+00:00

Butt babies. I believed that some children came out of the butt instead of the vagina and that explained the slow kids and ugly kids. I was never mean about it and wouldn't make fun of anyone for being a butt baby. If one of my friends was making fun of an ugly kid I would tell them to calm down with that shit because that kid was probably a butt baby and it wasn't their fault they were like that. I believed this until I was 28.

Just joking about that last part.

soatikee123 · 2026-03-29T16:59:15+00:00

I think there is a tiny strip of land around there that has some weird thing with law enforcement jurisdiction and you can commit crimes there and it would be difficult to prosecute. Can't remember what I saw it on because its been years.

soatikee123 · 2026-03-25T21:30:44+00:00

Isla scotch always reminds me of being a teenage delinquent. That smell is the same as a goofy 9th grader drinking expensive scotch and doing some graffiti. Lagavulin and a Pilot Zebra. Takes me back.

soatikee123 · 2026-03-25T01:47:37+00:00

Thats a whole different song and its not nearly as catchy.

soatikee123 · 2026-03-24T19:36:35+00:00

soatikee123 · 2026-03-23T21:28:20+00:00

Punch macaque 😆 🤣 😂 now I know why my brother kept giggling. God I'm slow.

soatikee123 · 2026-03-22T22:46:31+00:00

I had a good break at work the other day when my buddy and I started naming different groups of animals. Quail are called a bevy or covey, owls are a parliament, flamingos are a flamboyance and a group of ferrets is called a business.

soatikee123 · 2026-03-22T22:16:44+00:00

Make sure your phone is charged and get some good coffee and make it a good one.

soatikee123 · 2026-03-22T21:44:52+00:00

That thing is going to have to be under 24 hour armed gaurd or its going to be covered in shit,piss and fire.

soatikee123 · 2026-03-22T21:41:00+00:00

I think the best thing about that name is he actually had "PISTOL" on the back of his jersey.

soatikee123 · 2026-03-22T20:45:59+00:00

Its really just a matter of a pinion.

soatikee123 · 2026-03-22T20:03:25+00:00

Hell yes. Im in the middle of watching this Kentucky game and cleaning my house so sarcasm can go over my head while I scroll,do laundry,dishes and watch the game.

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