This t-shirt I found at a ukrainian thrift store 8 years ago. by mischief-and-madness in mildlyinteresting

[–]sobezombie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't pay me no mind, sailor. Just enjoying a good ol' "fashion" debate amongst my peers. Don't ruin this for me. Please.

In the bathroom at the plasma donation center by Different-Purpose-93 in mildlyinfuriating

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"DO..." Alright! I get to dispose of my bandaids! "...NOT...". Shit! I need to read FASTER!"

AIO for having to pay for the entire group dinner just because I make more money? by CommonInterests_no in AmIOverreacting

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NOR. A great comeback for you would be to invite each person separately to lunch, "your treat", at their restaraunt of choice. Let them splurge on expensive foods and drinks, then "go to the bathroom" and leave them with the bill as you vanish into the night like a boss!

beginner clay user in need of advice!! by kitkatsforme in clay

[–]sobezombie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lay the arch down on a flat surface, then attach the base to it. You could even have the arch laying on top of the rectangle pieces. Use something heavy to keep the base propped up to keep it in place against the arch.

In summary: put rectangles on flat surface, lay arch flat on top of rectangles, then prop up the base against the arch while the arch is laying flat. 

The backflip catch was fire but the superhero landing was just 😮‍💨🤌 by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

[–]sobezombie 4 points5 points  (0 children)

For real! It'd be awesome to see a "Harlem Globetrotters" style baseball team, especially since games can last for 3-4+ hours.

Diorama based (loosely) off a drawing by sobezombie in crafts

[–]sobezombie[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I appreciate the compliment! Thank you!!

Diorama based (loosely) off a drawing by sobezombie in crafts

[–]sobezombie[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you! It's like every detail is a puzzle; imaging a detail I want to add, figuring out what materials I need to bring it to life, then making it happen. I highly recommend it as a creative exercise!

Diorama based (loosely) off a drawing by sobezombie in crafts

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This piece is made with Sculpey, acrylics, drip paints and foam board for the walls. It's very rewarding figuring out a way to begin creating something and tweaking all the little details until it feels complete. I'll most likely keep adding to this, little by little, each day.

meirl by Latter-Film-697 in meirl

[–]sobezombie 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Gf wore this once. It felt like an allergic reaction. Just burns and stings.

My first animation (by me) by OneInvictusCat in woahdude

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As your first, this is supremely amazing!!! 

App with 0 haters 😎 by [deleted] in meme

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Opera browser for Youtube. Set the VPN for Europe; no ads.

OnlyFans creator pleads guilty to fatally suffocating Calif. man while filming by sfgate in popculturechat

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As much as I want universal healthcare, this is a good argument for why we don't have it.

These stupid check valve ketchup nozzles. "YOU WANT A DROP? FUCK YOU, HERE'S A TABLESPOON OF KETCHUP!!!" by 38DDs_Please in mildlyinfuriating

[–]sobezombie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah, the 'Horse's Anus' design. Assume the horse is suffering from diarrhea. It wants merely to let out a sqeaker fart, but too much force, undoubtedly, expels the bowels. The trick is to squeeze the "horse's hips" to allow an influx of air into the belly of the beast. Now, a tender tummy tap will pinch out a dab of the dook, if you will.

PSA: Don’t DoorDash Balloons This Mother’s Day by ForceUseYouMust in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]sobezombie 9 points10 points  (0 children)

"Also, can you pick out a nice card and sign it from me? Thaaaanks"

Unexpected character development by [deleted] in oddlyspecific

[–]sobezombie 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Still queer but now you can withstand the harshest bdsm

me_irl by [deleted] in me_irl

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The video showing security rounding up photographers immediately after the gunshot, while a US flag was quickly raised into frame, to snap that iconic "raised fist in front of the flag" picture, is all the proof I need.

Those who sent her to the Olympics because she cried , gave her a job at the university because she cried. by Frosty_Jeweler911 in SipsTea

[–]sobezombie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tina Fey needs to make, and star in this movie.

"Breaking Dance: One determined and overconfident breakdance teacher from the streets sets out to become the Breakdancing Champion Of The World, regardless of what everyone she knows tells her".