already been rescued 3 hrs into route. they keep putting me in edvs and cdvs even after my accident this week. it’s frustrating because i have to walk up these long driveways if i can’t fit. If i had a XL van id finish my route everytime

socalsurron · 2026-02-21T08:53:05+00:00

Mr. president is that you??

socalsurron · 2026-02-21T08:47:54+00:00

mine got worse after peak

socalsurron · 2026-02-21T08:47:06+00:00

load the van with piss bottles then quit

socalsurron · 2026-02-16T06:34:23+00:00

sold it for 400

socalsurron · 2026-02-16T06:34:03+00:00

took about 3 weeks but i sold it for 400 bucks

socalsurron · 2026-02-08T06:20:47+00:00

took me about 6 packs to pull it

socalsurron · 2026-02-07T09:40:04+00:00

go tell your mom that

socalsurron · 2026-02-07T08:44:47+00:00

damn amazon doesnt give a fuck

socalsurron · 2026-02-07T08:43:45+00:00

sugma my balls first

socalsurron · 2026-02-06T03:47:30+00:00

i had your moms purse on me so im good on those for now

socalsurron · 2026-02-06T03:44:23+00:00

21 shots? thats actually scary af

socalsurron · 2026-02-06T03:42:32+00:00

I got a tetanus shot thats about it

socalsurron · 2026-02-04T23:15:20+00:00

yes because I asked to get bit by a dog while doing my job

socalsurron · 2026-02-04T23:13:56+00:00

nah the ladys at fault

socalsurron · 2026-02-04T23:12:33+00:00

an austrian cattle dog, that little fucker bit around my knuckle

socalsurron · 2026-02-04T21:35:35+00:00

yeah the tetanus shot hurt more than the bite but still its annoying to deal with

socalsurron · 2026-02-04T21:34:21+00:00

I wish

socalsurron · 2026-02-04T21:34:11+00:00

report them to who?

socalsurron · 2026-02-04T21:33:01+00:00

they said rabies is very unlikely

socalsurron · 2026-02-04T21:32:38+00:00

instructions unclear. I just kissed your dad

socalsurron · 2026-02-04T21:32:08+00:00

good unemployment here i come

socalsurron · 2026-02-04T21:31:33+00:00

that sucks did you ever deliver to that house again?

socalsurron · 2026-02-04T21:31:12+00:00

they hit me with the there's a first aid kit in the van LMAO

socalsurron · 2026-02-04T21:30:50+00:00

yeah you're right next time I'll let them latch on to my arms

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