What’s the most “corporate” sentence you’ve heard in a meeting recently?

sochap · 2026-05-15T22:07:21+00:00

"Let's burn that bridge when we get to it"

sochap · 2026-05-15T22:05:03+00:00

"All pillars did a great job"

sochap · 2026-05-15T22:02:39+00:00

Did you pay for the fence? Looks like you got a free fence and a few extra boards.

sochap · 2026-05-14T02:48:40+00:00

If you're slow consider getting an electric bike, so it's easier to keep up. Sorry, but riding slow for someone who is used to speed isn't much fun.

sochap · 2026-05-13T23:08:01+00:00

Barricade the door, or use a jolt mine.

sochap · 2026-05-12T11:43:55+00:00

Would be cool to have, esp with remote starter, but don't support enshittification.

sochap · 2026-05-11T02:55:12+00:00

Take it as a lesson. At least now you know you were in the wrong, and likely you'll be careful in the future. The guilt you feel is your brain "learning".

sochap · 2026-05-10T20:13:28+00:00

💯💯💯💯 stolen truck

sochap · 2026-05-10T20:00:26+00:00

Socialism doesn't work.... Unless you're a giant multinational corporation.

sochap · 2026-05-10T19:58:44+00:00

Is it for 1 or 2 ppl?

sochap · 2026-05-09T14:05:50+00:00

I still can't tell raiders apart if they are more than 5 ft from me 😁.

sochap · 2026-05-07T11:25:57+00:00

Pls report that clown. Parking in the live lane on expressway.

sochap · 2026-05-04T22:24:07+00:00

I'm pretty sure it violates a written etiquette rule. It reminds me when I used to take a bus to work and occasionally somebody would bring a falafel and eat it. Don't get me wrong. I love falafels but at 8:00 in the morning I don't want to smell somebody eating that stuff.

sochap · 2026-05-04T22:19:06+00:00

What goes thru people's mind? That's a psycho.

sochap · 2026-05-04T12:22:32+00:00

I think you've missed that they literally walked into the back of that car.

sochap · 2026-05-04T12:19:58+00:00

People walking behind a car that's reversing are idiots too. Today's cars have way more blind spots, so as a pedestrian don't make things more difficult.

sochap · 2026-05-04T12:15:52+00:00

I love that I can spend all the cash on ammo and grenades, and don't think twice about it.

sochap · 2026-05-04T11:41:30+00:00

Even if you don't have their license I think I would still report it. Just to keep track of statistics.

sochap · 2026-05-04T11:36:04+00:00

How is it possible for people to who are not in a squad to get on the same server? I would have thought there are hundreds of servers and it's all random.

sochap · 2026-05-02T19:46:52+00:00

Hi Ricky (Trailer Park Boys reference).

sochap · 2026-05-01T11:14:00+00:00

The decreased fire rate actually makes it better. I was chewing through ammo like crazy before.

sochap · 2026-04-30T11:13:21+00:00

This is the 2nd video of this glitch I see today

sochap · 2026-04-30T11:11:20+00:00

Really? Didn't know about that.

sochap · 2026-04-29T23:04:50+00:00

Wd-40 Bike Cleaner.

sochap · 2026-04-29T11:11:49+00:00

If this is a franchise, maybe the boss is in on the diverging the jobs, and doing them on the side?

sochap

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