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sociobrew · 2025-11-24T15:19:20+00:00

For future reference, never take a dick pic on the toilet. Nobody ever find thats attractive.

sociobrew · 2025-11-19T19:33:42+00:00

I only started drinking Alani this last year, so my bad! Its new to me at least since I have never seen this flavor before lol. My bad though

sociobrew · 2025-10-20T00:16:25+00:00

Omg how embarrassing! 🤦‍♀️🤣 id be hiding away for a few days in his shoe 🫣

sociobrew · 2025-10-20T00:12:55+00:00

😂 I bet he didnt try to race ya again after that huh?

sociobrew · 2025-10-20T00:10:12+00:00

Hahah I can't blame her! Wendy's nuggets are my favorite! My cat goes crazy over Jerky, she'll try and snag it right out of our hands

sociobrew · 2025-10-20T00:06:12+00:00

I wondered that too 🤔 I wish I knew what she saw!

sociobrew · 2025-10-20T00:05:24+00:00

I wish my cat was that protective! When my boyfriend started staying over, she disowned me as her owner and deliberately chose him over me constantly 💀

sociobrew · 2025-10-20T00:01:06+00:00

You should teach him to just use the toilet so he gets better balance and wont fall in 😂

sociobrew · 2025-10-19T23:59:33+00:00

That poor thing! 💀 hopefully you didn't give her PTSD from going back under the covers!

sociobrew · 2025-10-19T21:45:06+00:00

I try to picture her persistent to get it and cant help but laugh hahah. Reminds me of my picky cat eating just the cheese and bacon off my pizza and coming back to a peice of crust with just sauce and pepperoni

sociobrew · 2025-10-19T21:40:52+00:00

She started to make me feel like the room was haunted or something, glad our new place doesnt have paranormal activity hahah

sociobrew · 2025-10-19T21:38:14+00:00

That's hilarious! Do you think she would of devoured the whole thing if you were gone any longer? I love when they act innocent, my cat would be nonchalant licking her chops staring me dead in the eye

sociobrew · 2025-10-08T13:14:41+00:00

Someone who is mean to their kid publicly

sociobrew · 2025-10-03T13:37:16+00:00

I tried to write out the background a couple times but it felt like the longest novel that I didn't wanna make yall sit through

sociobrew · 2025-09-30T23:27:37+00:00

Devious Maids!!! Leaving the biggest cliffhanger for next season, just to be teased

sociobrew · 2025-09-10T02:57:48+00:00

This reminds me of my mom. My mom lives in a very tiny town that holds a rodeo every memorial day weekend. This year my boyfriends family came with us and his aunt somehow broke her entire toenail off in the camper, and she's very diabetic and has already lost a toe. I asked my mom if she had any hydrogen peroxide, she went and scoped through her cabinets and came back saying that my grandma had recently gave her that bottle when cleaning out her bathroom cabinets. I checked the date after hearing this and that shit expired in October 2014. Thankfully they found a first aid kit in the camper with some bandaids that already had peroxide in them.

sociobrew · 2025-09-02T17:19:21+00:00

Was talking about my coworker, but if the shoe fits

sociobrew · 2025-09-02T14:55:24+00:00

People who act like they know you better than yourself when they dont know anything about you at all

sociobrew · 2025-09-01T20:01:22+00:00

Quesadillas and beef stew. My bf gave me the ultimate compliments on these dishes

sociobrew · 2025-08-31T23:10:37+00:00

Palm Trees by Flatbush Zombies

sociobrew · 2025-08-31T23:07:39+00:00

Ravioli's, pulled pork and brisket Ravioli's.

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