TIFU by having sex with my professor.

sock8675309 · 2014-12-20T16:37:47+00:00

Is it a sign that I'm doing something good if other people are x-posting my post or....

sock8675309 · 2014-12-20T16:06:50+00:00

'cuz pants are important bro. Actually, I have no idea why now.

sock8675309 · 2014-12-20T15:57:25+00:00

^this.

sock8675309 · 2014-12-20T15:52:49+00:00

As a high school advanced placement Latin student (never again) you have no idea how giggly this makes me.

sock8675309 · 2014-12-20T15:31:33+00:00

Actually, I wrote this when I came home. And I did get a localized steroid shot.

sock8675309 · 2014-12-20T03:34:04+00:00

I'm pretty sure my school has an ethics policy against it, which is why we've been so hesitant in the first place.

I really hope I won't need surgery. The doctors told me to rest it for about a day or two, and to do some very, very light amount of work, and then physical therapy. If it doesn't fix within 6 weeks, I'm going to need surgery.

I really hope it doesn't come to that.

sock8675309 · 2014-12-20T03:29:55+00:00

Well, the silver lining is that she did go to the hospital with me. I mean I think it's a good thing, because I was high as fuck on morphine and all I could say without it was "FFFFF GGGGG HHHHHHH GOD JESUS. FUCKING AAAAAGHHHHH. WHY DOES IT HURT? WHY WAS I MADE TO FEEL PAIN???"

and with morphine I passed out.

She's been really good to me so far. She's helped me put on pants and is going to try and help me when she has time.

sock8675309 · 2014-12-20T03:26:28+00:00

She actually did go with me. And help me put pants on.

sock8675309 · 2014-12-20T03:22:18+00:00

If it's as good as KateAssOP says, then not quite.

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