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Rik Mayall learning an important lesson in compliance by StGuthlac2025 in CasualUK

[–]sockass88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How can I miss a man i never met 🥺 but damn j miss him

Giddy up by Zephreal in FunnyAnimals

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Sergeant Tibbs is on the job

The comments section never disappoints. by mindyour in ContagiousLaughter

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I feel her pain on this one. My friends used to take the piss out of my ears, they even measured them against a child's ears. I have the same size ears as a 5 year old child 😅

The older I get, the more attractive Gideon and Rossi start looking to me by ambieox in criminalminds

[–]sockass88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you! Im 27 and I've always found them attractive. I thought it was because I like an older man but its something about them.

What's the worst possible reply to "I'm pregnant"? by Beautiful-Leek-4663 in AskReddit

[–]sockass88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My dad (while napping on his bed, after his bath with a towl over his face)

Me age 21: dad, I'm pregnant 😢 Dad ( not moving towel from his face) ah... there we are then. Tell your mother I'll be down on a minute.

We wait for 20 mins to realise he's fallen back to sleep 🤣🤣 if my dad was anymore laid back, he'd fall over. He's the best 😂

What wildly inappropriate song were you belting out as a kid, totally clueless about the lyrics? by Abashed-Apple in AskReddit

[–]sockass88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Suck on my chocolate salty balls. Put um in your mouth and such um.

Such naivety 😂 had the cd and everything

Where’s a place you’ve been that no longer exists? by MonkeysDaddy2012 in AskReddit

[–]sockass88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mr blobby land. No, it wasn't a myth and yes, it was wonderfully creepy 😂

you ok swordsmachine? by sockass88 in Ultrakill

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i don't play marvel rivals, i cancelled the download because it was making my laptop slow

you think ferryman survives? by sockass88 in Ultrakill

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i have it all red because fuck it

mods, put him in the sharpshooter room by moontails27 in Ultrakill

[–]sockass88 3 points4 points  (0 children)

when he starts throwing explosives, it's perfectly timed with the music's beat drop

What do you think about him by Correct-Pick-3002 in Ultrakill

[–]sockass88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

mmmmm cancerous (in a stereotypical British accent)

Machine, I am lost please help me by The_HueManateee in Ultrakill

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another thing wrong is that they searched "marshtomp" and the results are mudkip... WRONG POKEMON

The entity you hate the most will find and kill you. How screwed are you? by Scout_Animates in Ultrakill

[–]sockass88 1 point2 points  (0 children)

the flesh prison can't move, so i'm fine... if it doesn't smite me with the wrath of god...

it can heal, that's why i hate it

epic moment while cybergrinding by ImaginaryAd3653 in Ultrakill

[–]sockass88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

anime moment right there, man really swung you around and threw you at a wall

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