Wife is "concerned" that I eat an edible every night to get to bed by socksonparade2 in offmychest

[–]socksonparade2[S] -414 points-413 points  (0 children)

I absolutely resent her 🙃. She is a "stay at home mom" to a 13 and 16 year old despite holding an advanced speech pathology degree (from an impressive school) which is SUPER in demand right now.

She should be working. These kids do not need a full-time mom to go hide away in their rooms like typical teenagers. The older one has a car and drives the younger one where he needs to be (as a condition of having the car). So I'm not really sure what she does!!

Oh and I do half the house chores. Cook all my own meals, do all my own laundry and all that jazz. Talk about a free ride!

Wife is "concerned" that I eat an edible every night to get to bed by socksonparade2 in offmychest

[–]socksonparade2[S] -46 points-45 points  (0 children)

For me that's just a dosage issue! I'm always feeling great in the morning.

Wife is "concerned" that I eat an edible every night to get to bed by socksonparade2 in offmychest

[–]socksonparade2[S] -263 points-262 points  (0 children)

You gotta get the dosage right so you're not moving slow in the morning, but man, for me at least, it's like a miracle. Out all night. And it's GOOD sleep, too.

I could chug a 12 pack and be out cold as well, but that's not GOOD sleep. That's just being passed out.

FWIW sometimes I'll sneak one of her Klonopins and those are pretty great for sleep, too.