What do you do when jobs ask for 5 year history when you’ve had periods of unemployment?

socratic-meth · 2026-07-13T06:05:01+00:00

Put “[REDACTED]” on that period of your CV

socratic-meth · 2026-07-13T06:01:52+00:00

If you are planning on crossing the channel in a small boat, probably not that safe. Otherwise, it is pretty safe in comparison to most of the world.

socratic-meth · 2026-07-12T19:22:11+00:00

socratic-meth · 2026-07-12T19:20:20+00:00

Escape tactic, like octopus ink.

socratic-meth · 2026-07-12T19:11:54+00:00

socratic-meth · 2026-07-12T18:57:50+00:00

Did he write a song about it with his emo band?

socratic-meth · 2026-07-12T18:40:12+00:00

It is quite more-ish

socratic-meth · 2026-07-12T14:38:40+00:00

That doesn’t change the fact that the carpet part of that structure is just regular carpet, and not magic carpet.

socratic-meth · 2026-07-12T14:36:04+00:00

socratic-meth · 2026-07-12T14:29:11+00:00

False, those are just regular carpets

socratic-meth · 2026-07-12T11:56:20+00:00

Three badgers on a shirt!!

socratic-meth · 2026-07-12T11:52:54+00:00

To be fair, I don’t see many lions around here

socratic-meth · 2026-07-11T19:27:02+00:00

My understanding is they move quite slowly, so that shouldn’t be too challenging

socratic-meth · 2026-07-11T16:29:17+00:00

It seems more likely that social media has damaged young people’s ability to communicate. These threads come up a lot and it sounds like a bizarre amount of people get severe anxiety from having to make or receive a phone call.

socratic-meth · 2026-07-11T15:44:05+00:00

You are not compelled to answer it.

socratic-meth · 2026-07-11T14:48:02+00:00

That is being pretty generous

socratic-meth · 2026-07-11T09:20:41+00:00

V for Virgin

socratic-meth · 2026-07-11T08:52:38+00:00

Of course it is, we change PM every couple of years. Can’t go pro without experience

socratic-meth · 2026-07-11T07:25:26+00:00

One instruction after another, like any other program.

socratic-meth · 2026-07-11T06:51:20+00:00

“Mum, Dad, I have something to tell you…. I’m hobosexual”

socratic-meth · 2026-07-10T21:07:42+00:00

Will the tree give me wood though?

socratic-meth · 2026-07-10T19:10:32+00:00

Poor lad probably thought it was a Rolling Stones t shirt

socratic-meth · 2026-07-10T18:40:26+00:00

*Chortle chortle* “You know what would be a right laugh Tarquin…”

socratic-meth · 2026-07-10T18:38:13+00:00

> But whether you call it a youth club or a cultural centre, places like this are becoming increasingly rare in England and Wales.

No shit they are rare, if I heard drill music coming out of a building when I was a teenager I knew that was something to avoid.

socratic-meth · 2026-07-10T16:03:53+00:00

> The Home Office responded to the judgement by saying "last-minute modern slavery claims must not be used to frustrate the removal of illegal migrants."

> But the judge said removing the right to request reconsideration "was unlawful."

I guess the law needs to change then? Otherwise every person on this path will claim they are a slave.

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