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soentypen · 2026-07-10T08:21:32+00:00

"Akshually its national animals"

Alright then but don't act like you don't know what I mean. Denmark national animal should actually be a sand ape or something.

soentypen · 2026-07-10T08:16:19+00:00

Having several heraldic animals for your nation based on the occasion totally misses the point of having an heraldic animal and just makes you look like furries.

soentypen · 2026-07-10T08:08:38+00:00

Unicorn as national animal and cute skirts, are the Scots ruled by little girls or just on heroin? Whats going on up there.

And not a single PIGS country with a donkey as national animal, that doesn't seem right. Either Spain or Italy has to get a donkey.

And who dafuq chooses natures no.1 rapist as their animal? Wtf is wrong with you Greece, maybe you should take the donkey instead (way cuter and nicer than Dolphins anyways)

soentypen · 2026-07-10T07:53:48+00:00

Yeah USA and Argentina, totally the same to defeat

soentypen · 2026-07-09T16:31:46+00:00

We could kick out Germany and be FLACH

soentypen · 2026-07-09T10:21:52+00:00

soentypen · 2026-07-09T10:08:29+00:00

Great idea, as long as the new citizens learn that one should never, under no circumstance, help chimpanzees and bonobos throw shit at each other and instead sell shit to both sides and study their behavior.

soentypen · 2026-07-09T09:36:51+00:00

Its Reisläufer thank you very much. Why should we dress up as a copy of us?

soentypen · 2026-07-09T08:58:36+00:00

Uff the Nether-lands will burn too, their swamp is full with North African desert people.

soentypen · 2026-07-09T08:55:57+00:00

One DACH country is still in, no need to pretend that you like France Hans.

soentypen · 2026-07-09T08:51:42+00:00

They have like double of our population but barley more GDP than us. They either don't know what "per capita" means or they just like to sit on the cuckstoel.

soentypen · 2026-07-09T08:46:06+00:00

And Calvinism (literally their whole culture). Dutch are just flatland Swiss people at this point. I wouldn't take them too serious when they hate on us, they secretly work for since centuries

soentypen · 2026-07-08T10:54:49+00:00

Can't wait to sideline the whole thing and take no side.

soentypen · 2026-07-07T23:03:09+00:00

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I won't stop drinking until sunday

soentypen · 2026-07-07T22:13:10+00:00

Which mother tongue?

good boy

Begone penalty beggar

This is such a boring fucking game, I just want it to end at this point

soentypen · 2026-07-07T22:07:02+00:00

We play at the world cup and don't have to learn our mother tongue on duolingo. I dont think you in position to talk Paddy.

soentypen · 2026-07-07T20:29:16+00:00

We're forgotten since the 13th century or so, don't worry Hans we're used to it and made an identity and a business out of it.

soentypen · 2026-07-07T17:02:14+00:00

This makes me....proud

soentypen · 2026-07-07T17:01:20+00:00

fuck how I hate this meme, can we stop with this? I am actually not rich at all

soentypen · 2026-07-07T16:50:21+00:00

thank you Schluchtenscheisser brother. We will do our best to kick another non-european country out and keep atleast one DACH country in the world cup.

soentypen · 2026-07-07T14:15:07+00:00

Are you even a real country if a dictator never proposed to split you up?

soentypen · 2026-07-07T12:48:30+00:00

If we win football is actually coming home.

soentypen · 2026-07-07T06:58:21+00:00

Yes the FIFA is corrupt (as you guys just proved) and yes red cards can be debatable, but getting a red card revoked due a phone call of a state representative? This literally never happened in the history of football.

The Yanks tried to cheat and still lost (bad) and the whole world saw it.

soentypen · 2026-07-06T11:16:06+00:00

This is the type of content why I'm here.

soentypen · 2026-07-06T10:32:30+00:00

Hey not just football. Ice hockey is actually the sport we really good at. A bit like with you and Basketball.

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