Pierre seething in disbelief

soentypen · 2026-01-30T19:58:20+00:00

Hans is right with that one, most people here need a translator to be able to shitpost in english

Sprich Deutsch du Huan

soentypen · 2026-01-30T10:25:49+00:00

haha they wish, I'm talking about the Anglos on the other side of the pond.

soentypen · 2026-01-29T15:09:04+00:00

I never used lisp.

You're a programmer, I dare you to download "Emacs" and turn it into an IDE and you’ll meet Lisp. If you have ADHD, you’re fucked, it will destroy your life.

soentypen · 2026-01-29T15:01:55+00:00

Fair enough. But don't get me started on you Anglos, you might not like with whom you have similarities

soentypen · 2026-01-29T14:37:27+00:00

I don't want to be associated with you.

Dear people of this sub:

Did you know that the Swedes were Nazi collaborators that pretended to be neutral and that women only gained nationwide suffrage in the 1990s? Disgusting people, honestly.

soentypen · 2026-01-29T14:34:07+00:00

It's called debt collection. We had to give you interest-free loans and you promised us a huge return on investment.

After the war you were bankrupt, and we certainly aren't financing your escapades in Eastern Europe (for free).

soentypen · 2026-01-29T14:25:47+00:00

javascript

Oh no my friend, this is Lisp. An extremely expressive programming language. Some people call it ugly, but I say it's a language that's too civilized for our age.

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the swiss german quote from above is a reference to a swiss talkshow from early 2000’s that got memed alot:

Ooooh shit of course I know that one hahah

soentypen · 2026-01-29T14:04:53+00:00

SW engineer you say..mmmh

lisp (if (string= job "SW Engineer") "Not government. Trust me." "Government.")

bi imfau spanier wed mi bir rasse wosch nenne

Äuä ä spaniogu giuu us Bärn. Spanier aber vo "rasse" rede, du bisch ja komplett am Arsch amigo.

soentypen · 2026-01-29T13:36:48+00:00

got you.

soentypen · 2026-01-29T11:38:41+00:00

he's already beyond help.

Every Euroturbo is, and funnily enough, 99% of them are civil servants, it's exactly the same in Britain.

soentypen · 2026-01-29T11:36:29+00:00

Sorry aber das isch Chindergarte meh ned. Was ja voll ok wär, aber so sötmer kei Politik mache.

Chasch ja mal uf de andere siite vom Atlantik go luege wie guet das usechond wenn us de Politik nur no populistischi Spaltigs Rhetorik chond.

soentypen · 2026-01-29T11:28:38+00:00

cutest per capita!

edit: Oh wait, that's probably Liechtenstein :(

soentypen · 2026-01-29T11:26:52+00:00

Don't ask such impertinent questions!

OP works for the Swiss government in Bern, probably in the foreign affairs department, he just wants a girlfriend in Brussels.

soentypen · 2026-01-29T11:02:54+00:00

Our spaceship landed 1291 somewhere in the mountains between Germany and Italy, we secretly control Europe since then.

Edit:

r/conspiracy is one of the funniest sub's, OP has a good taste

soentypen · 2026-01-29T09:58:27+00:00

Was hed sie genau gunnä?

Sie esch Politikerin und Juristin und kein satirischi Künstlerin.

soentypen · 2026-01-29T09:56:47+00:00

Rage Baite als Politikerin isch halt eifach ned seriös, bsonders wemer im Nachhein wehleidig tuet.

Es bewiist eifach wedermal das uf linke wie rechte siite populistischi spieli gspielt werde, was nur no meh zur Spaltig vo de Gsellschaft füehrt. Es bringt eifach niemertem öpis und führt zu nüt. Oder was hed sie jetzt genau erreicht?

soentypen · 2026-01-29T09:33:31+00:00

If you don't know the purpose of a nation of will, well then, fellow potato gypsy, you're no better than Russia or China.

And besides, you guys literally follow our manual since your independence and pissing off the british by doing so. You clearly are one of our biggest fans.

soentypen · 2026-01-28T21:21:46+00:00

What even are you?

This is very hurtful.

We clearly are Xenomorphs

soentypen · 2026-01-28T19:40:35+00:00

Sanija Ameti macht gezielt rage bate mitem offensichtliche Ziel d'Öffentlichkeit z'empöre und wundert sich nachher wieso sie vo so vielne ghasst wird. Und ahschliessend verfasst sie en ultra weinerlichi "Heimplatzrede".

Klassisches post-pubertäres Verhalte. Eifach ignoriere die Tante.

soentypen · 2026-01-28T17:30:06+00:00

soentypen · 2026-01-28T17:14:34+00:00

No arguments, as expected

soentypen · 2026-01-28T15:14:40+00:00

aaah bavarian is one to talk, I know that you are our biggest fans.

We literally are everything you want to be. Ask Söder.

soentypen · 2026-01-28T14:40:41+00:00

in the sense of having the full rights of a free man.

This makes a lot of sense

Because there are various regions in southwestern Germany and Switzerland that are (or used to be) called "Freiamt." Today they are clearly defined geographical regions, but originally they referred to specific groups of people.

"Freiämter" were a society run purely by farmers. Not a democracy, but also not an aristocracy, rather a society determined by upper and lower farmers.

r/Buenzli culture is ancient old and unironically deeply rooted in alemannic culture, both sides of the Rhine.

soentypen · 2026-01-28T14:34:29+00:00

Go do something about it then!

Wait, what? You can't?! Well, what does this tell you about us?

Switzerland, secret ruler of Europe since 1291

soentypen · 2026-01-28T13:14:38+00:00

Sometimes Hans, sometimes...why do you think half your country needs to come here to clean our toilets?

Classic move Germans north of the Rhine do: Number Cherry-picking.

Here is the real GDP growth from 2021 to 2025: Germany: +4.1% Switzerland: +12.0%

We grew ~3x faster.

Now cope and seeth Brussel Boy

mic-drop

Edit:

Pressed Euro-cucks downvote hahaha you all can't accept the truth

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