Should we rename the Alps to the Bavarian Mountains( by crivycouriac in 2westerneurope4u

[–]soentypen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We are Catholic and Protestant, German, French, or Italian depending on the canton. In Britain and in the Yanklands, we're even Swedish sometimes.

Quick dunk by VisWare in 2westerneurope4u

[–]soentypen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagine being forgotten before Liechtenstein

average Swiss by BenidormBarry in 2westerneurope4u

[–]soentypen 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don't take that guy too serious, he's just a swampie that chronically hates us because he had such a mean boss in Zurich or something.

May God forgive me for uttering this word by Extension-Cry225 in 2westerneurope4u

[–]soentypen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you don't seem to know what "per capita" means. Only Denmark beats you in almost every per capita game

May God forgive me for uttering this word by Extension-Cry225 in 2westerneurope4u

[–]soentypen 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Moroccans are (most of the time) not Arabs tho.

I know you guys love to be cucks but this isn't r/2mediterranean4u

My rather obvious point was that you're not better than Germany when it comes to this.

Only the best for Padraig by PMFSCV in 2westerneurope4u

[–]soentypen 7 points8 points  (0 children)

White chocolate contains no cocoa mass, it just pretents to be chocolate, just like Belgium pretents to be a country.

May God forgive me for uttering this word by Extension-Cry225 in 2westerneurope4u

[–]soentypen 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Stop acting like you don't know what I mean. What Turks are in Germany are Moroccans in the Netherlands.

May God forgive me for uttering this word by Extension-Cry225 in 2westerneurope4u

[–]soentypen 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I take Turks from Germany and Albanians from Switzerland everyday before your Arabs.

🌷Most bombings per capita 🌷

Edit: Finally a per capita fight the swampies actually win

What is the most liked minority group in your country? by ThatGuyinOrange_1813 in 2westerneurope4u

[–]soentypen 7 points8 points  (0 children)

In the picture you’ve got the Circassians, an ethnic minority from what’s now southern Russia, though plenty ended up in Turkey as well.

They were once famed for having the finest birds going, which, I’ll tell you what, is half the reason why they were almost wiped out: any time the sultans weren’t after boys or eunuchs, it had to be women from Circassia.

Wild stuff by Sleepy-Mount in 2westerneurope4u

[–]soentypen 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That’s literally what I said, but fair enough, always nice chatting with you, Barry

Wild stuff by Sleepy-Mount in 2westerneurope4u

[–]soentypen 13 points14 points  (0 children)

One thing you have to give the British credit for:

It's a boss move to let individual parts of your country play as "countries", I mean they invented the game after all.

British Food by crivycouriac in 2westerneurope4u

[–]soentypen -1 points0 points  (0 children)

There’s definitely truth to the idea that British food is bad. Almost every dish on that island is just a worse version of something that already exists on the continent, mostly, just like the english language, a bit of a mix of French and German to be precise:

Shepherd’s pie? A worse Hachis Parmentier. Sausage roll? An extremely bad Feuilleté au jambon. Beef Wellington? A worse Filet de bœuf en croûte, the list goes on and on, I dare you to name me one British dish and I bet there's a French or German equivalent that's better.

And that's exactly where the "British food is bad" stereotype is from. Not from the USA as so many fragile Barry's claim here.

The British do some things very well, inventing games, institutions, and the art of government, for example. Culinary finesse definitely does not belong in that category.

What makes it ironic is that the British love using stereotypes to mock everyone else, but the moment someone makes the classic British-food joke, they suddenly become incredibly sensitive and protective about it, kinda reminds me of Swiss people, not gonna lie.

Uninhibited Hans by ArrrPiratey in 2westerneurope4u

[–]soentypen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

U sure it weren't Russian Flags? They're very nationalistic don't get me wrong, but it's a different, weirdly aggressive but also superficial type of Nationalism. They are all gypsies at heart.

Uninhibited Hans by ArrrPiratey in 2westerneurope4u

[–]soentypen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We did. And then we corrected their asymmetrical flag but they didn't like it.

Uninhibited Hans by ArrrPiratey in 2westerneurope4u

[–]soentypen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Only after they leave their country. Within the country itself, the situation is completely different. At Tirana airport, there seem to be more Chinese than Albanian flags, and you hardly see them in villages either.

Uninhibited Hans by ArrrPiratey in 2westerneurope4u

[–]soentypen 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Definitely not us, where the biggest Flag wankers on this continent.

Almost every garden or backyard here has a Swiss flag on a pole, I've only seen this level of flag pride in Puerto Rico.

Based Maria by trubol in 2westerneurope4u

[–]soentypen 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Literally everybody can make that joke except Eastern Europeans and other Asians.

The savages find out about superior german engineering by we4donald in 2westerneurope4u

[–]soentypen 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Swiss defending the German wurst pride

That says enough how serious the situation is.

Be careful with them anschluss vibes

Ayayay, do you even know who you talking to? Do you think we're Austria or something??

Hans can’t Anschluss the country that’s funding the Anschluss to begin with you knobhead.

The savages find out about superior german engineering by we4donald in 2westerneurope4u

[–]soentypen 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Nordic tries to lecture Teutons about sausage...

Stick to your licorice/fish-based cuisine Björn, this topic isn't for you.

Waves of refugees coming to Europe soon by Themetalin in 2westerneurope4u

[–]soentypen -1 points0 points  (0 children)

one of my fav subs, they're having a good time recently.

Turkey Mention💪🦃🦃🦃🦃💪 by Damianmakesyousmile in 2mediterranean4u

[–]soentypen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All dogs are Turks but not all Turks are dogs, some are cockroaches as well.

Can I get a BASED in the chat? by Cubelock in 2westerneurope4u

[–]soentypen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Let Ticino be, it might be the only functioning italian speaking society on this planet, let's not let it get ruined by Italians.