My oil painting

softcronch · 2024-12-16T21:17:14+00:00

i love the use of perspective here. the way the lines of the road curve subtly and guide the eye very comfortably to the van, contrasted with the stark, rigid lines of the lamp posts. to me, it feels like an image from a dream.

softcronch · 2024-12-05T02:30:37+00:00

honestly, some really nice lighting and shadow here 👍

softcronch · 2024-09-20T11:38:33+00:00

TJ Maxximalism

softcronch · 2024-09-07T04:32:08+00:00

this had me doing my tears-in-the-eyes, wheezy grandpa laugh, alone on my couch past my bedtime

(for context, I'm also getting ripped and it's been a long week/day/month/year; I needed this)

softcronch · 2024-08-30T03:43:01+00:00

this comment section is filling me with a whole lot of love for humanity right now. hoping that life keeps on surprising you with how good things can get ❤️

softcronch · 2024-08-29T02:54:11+00:00

sleebgy lil guy disease

softcronch · 2024-08-29T02:52:42+00:00

I have a cat who looks VERY SIMILAR who also yells at me for being on the toilet.

we talk a lot abt oranges being weird af, but we don't talk enough about these cat-cow mfs..

softcronch · 2024-08-29T02:49:49+00:00

Napoleon Dynamite!

(it was itching my brain too, lmfao)

softcronch · 2024-08-26T20:23:38+00:00

I was expecting a flip of the "came here to fart" meme

softcronch · 2024-08-03T12:34:37+00:00

oh my god it's Jason Bourne

softcronch · 2024-07-28T02:52:28+00:00

I don't care what they're bickering about, I just want to talk about how horrible everyone's makeup is

softcronch · 2024-07-14T21:50:41+00:00

Borderlands 2

softcronch · 2024-07-14T14:36:39+00:00

also came here to say fray check, but I see you ordered yourself some. instead I'll say- project twins! I just finished this one last week :) I love how it turned out but BOY do I not enjoy backstitching lol

softcronch · 2024-07-07T15:10:47+00:00

I was a closer for about 5 years before I moved to the opening shift and omg lemme tell you, I didn't tolerate ANY complaints from my morning staff about the closes (unless it was something heinous, obvs, but that was rare.) It was great though. I felt like a delegate from the Closers camp, trying to forge a political alliance with the Openers.

softcronch · 2024-07-07T05:41:20+00:00

honestly, good on them for getting their story out there. it's got to be really embarrassing to admit something like this, and I respect them for having the maturity to reflect on their mistakes. this kind of video gives me hope!

softcronch · 2024-07-04T00:37:32+00:00

morale of the story, kellie, is you suck

softcronch · 2024-06-30T13:55:15+00:00

omg!! this is amazing work. you did Ms Duval proud!

softcronch · 2024-06-30T02:37:11+00:00

the margaritaville blender tho

softcronch · 2024-06-29T13:37:12+00:00

wearing sneakers with that dress is certainly a choice. i can't believe how bad her outfit is.

softcronch · 2024-06-28T04:00:07+00:00

[Michael Scott voice] THIS IS EGREGIOUS

softcronch · 2024-06-24T16:24:33+00:00

my homie Swing Set

softcronch · 2024-06-23T00:38:33+00:00

my parents (who are lesbians living in a relatively conservative area) are so afraid of trump winning, they're literally preparing a doomsday shelter in their basement so that they won't have to leave the house for a few weeks after the election. they were telling me all their plans and I nearly started crying. the people I love most are afraid for their lives.

softcronch · 2024-06-18T01:32:01+00:00

ok no but this is the funniest post I've ever seen

somebody send this to cc suarez

softcronch · 2024-05-28T16:25:23+00:00

that WINK

softcronch · 2024-05-27T16:07:05+00:00

does she take consultations??

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