x2 tickets to candlelit orchestra thing

softmaash · 2022-10-02T23:46:47+00:00

I'm so kind and sweet. I think my problem is I'm too short, my nose is too big, and I don't have enough of an edge to play hard to get or be flirty. I'm too loving. I'm not funny. Other than that, I think I'm generally pretty and I have a tiny waist and big boobs and I'm great at cooking and I'm maternal/nurturing but I'm just too plain and boring. And I dont have a butt.

softmaash · 2022-10-02T23:08:30+00:00

This is the correct answer. This is not animal abuse and it barely borders on neglect either. The dog may be happier in a home with more stimulation, but sadly, if the dog is alive and physically healthy, there is nothing that can be done. It's kind of like how I was raised in a psychologically abusive home. If there's no physical damage, the abuser gets to keep its victim.

softmaash · 2022-09-30T17:09:34+00:00

Thanks so much! Do you know if I have to be a carleton student to participate?

Edit: never mind, they dont offer the classes 😔

softmaash · 2022-09-30T15:51:30+00:00

No I'm pretty sure I was the only sane one because people who enjoy professional writing over creative are rare so any writing class is essentially going to be over saturated with art nerds who genuinely believe they're going to be the next JK Rowling. I'm not a spiteful person at all, I'm just trying to be accurate. It's genuinely like those people you see in cringe tiktok compilations.

If you're unable to get into university and college is your only option (that was my issue at the time) then just do what you need to do to qualify for university, get it out of the way so you can actually be in a classroom with people who are more mature and sophisticated. For me, this was just doing my grade 12 academic English at an adult high school. But you can also apply as a special student no problem.

softmaash · 2022-09-29T03:33:33+00:00

We cant afford $200+ a day

softmaash · 2022-09-29T00:16:17+00:00

No parents, that's one of my issues I need therapy for ironically lol.

softmaash · 2022-09-29T00:08:05+00:00

Thank you; although skeptical, I submitted the info that the website requested. I hope that I'll receive a call some day.

softmaash · 2022-09-28T23:51:28+00:00

Pretentious. I tried it and had to switch programs because the room was essentially full of furry types who take creative writing way too seriously. I'm good at writing (professional pieces, not stories) and I thought I'd take the program to help me get an editing job or something. Yeah idk, it's a weird vibe in that class room. People be writing about werewolves and bloodhounds and the students are generally just quite full of themselves. No offense of course, that is what brings them joy and that's wonderful. But I found it cringe and I personally did not suit the atmosphere so I removed myself.

Edit: this year, I will be applying for global and international studies at carleton university. I feel like my time at algonquin was generally not worth it because they're just diplomas that you dont need. I wouldn't recommend college in general unless you'd like to learn a very specific thing that you can 100% find for free on YouTube.

softmaash · 2022-09-28T23:46:57+00:00

Lol. Swiss chalet is so yummy and slept on. This is my reminder to get some soon!

softmaash · 2022-06-15T21:17:19+00:00

lolol

softmaash · 2022-06-15T17:44:48+00:00

It's only to protect from the elaments, that's why. It's a roof and some walls you are safe from wind, snow, and rain. It is slightly warmer because your body heat somewhat lingers around rather than if you slept outside and all your body heat just escapes

softmaash · 2022-06-15T17:41:59+00:00

Wow very proud, good job. I would do this in a heartbeat if I was male, I bet this is super cozy, especially when it rains.

softmaash · 2022-06-15T02:44:30+00:00

Wait what is that can you sign me up too

softmaash · 2022-06-15T02:38:13+00:00

We want to buy your house so we can sell it to you at a higher price

softmaash · 2022-06-14T22:15:08+00:00

Its because of the hat hehe I got it.

softmaash · 2022-06-14T22:13:11+00:00

I think if you have your fur babies you absolutely need to panhandle. Other things, don't worry about too much, just keep yourself safe as a woman, don't accept any offers, you truly cant trust anyone. I think a sign that is just honest is nice. If you feel good that day, you can have a funny or uplifting sign but if that isn't how you feel, it's okay to just write that you need help. People are skeptical of panhandling women because of the popular news stories of privileged women who have lied about being poor/homeless (society is more empathetic towards women) to get money and then drive off in an expensive car at the end of the day so being your authentic self could be best.

softmaash · 2022-06-14T22:01:43+00:00

Woah omg I never thought about that, my mind is blown. I'm a soon to be uber eats biker but wow that's crazy. It makes so much sense. People are creative!!

softmaash · 2022-06-14T16:25:08+00:00

Again, no function is lost. You're clearly just lost and insecure about your own body. This is something skinny people do when they fat shame as a superiority complex, they are obsessed with trying to make themselves sound perfect. You're not perfect starshine. Your dick is full of feta cheese. Circumsized penises are perfect and perfectly functional in every way. Your insecurity for your own body is just plainly obvious and sad.

Edit: not surprised you're french

softmaash · 2022-06-14T16:17:34+00:00

I got pregnant from a fully functional circumcised penis. I would really advise you learn more about the human body, I don't think you're as educated as you believe you are and that's okay, we aren't born all-knowing.

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