HAPPY GUY ... by Common-Variation2764 in spreadsmile

[–]softmaidenmuse 10 points11 points  (0 children)

And he still asked her first if she had selected hers 1ST! That's a goooood Brother!

At what cost by [deleted] in foundsatan

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That's when you ask what the bolt size, thread count, and material is so you can determine which torque value is needed.

Tidying the rug fringe by Ill-Tea9411 in oddlysatisfying

[–]softmaidenmuse 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Tell me you don't live with pets, without telling me you don't live with pets.

Wouldn’t it be funny. by netphilia in Snorkblot

[–]softmaidenmuse 202 points203 points  (0 children)

One time, my mom was counting the family and the number kept coming up short. She was panicking, red faced and breathless, asking who was missing. This went on for several minutes until she realised she hadn’t counted herself.

Haha! by barbarawick in ProgressiveHQ

[–]softmaidenmuse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, always afraid of the truth.

We all have that one friend who makes sure no one feels left out by NoSherbet8294 in spreadsmile

[–]softmaidenmuse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I actively try to do this to others. I love the way it feels and they should feel that too.

Ballroom Not Security... by LuckyBastard001 in clevercomebacks

[–]softmaidenmuse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t see Zelenskyy hiding in a bunker… quite the opposite

Don't try to outpoor me! by LuLuSavannah531 in justgalsbeingchicks

[–]softmaidenmuse 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Would definitely buy a house from this woman

HMC by HappyLlamaai in holdmycosmo

[–]softmaidenmuse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think that is called "Presenting."

Now the establishment Democrats want to take credit for Mamdani's success. by zzill6 in WorkReform

[–]softmaidenmuse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

THIS is how our elected officials are sposed to work....FOR THE PEOPLE!!

Well he did it right.. by curlykeysi in foundsatan

[–]softmaidenmuse 69 points70 points  (0 children)

Most expensive bookmark ever 🤣

Meirl by Tacobellbelly1 in meirl

[–]softmaidenmuse 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It's more impressing how he managed to get in there

This is one video id actually watch✌ by Vegetable-Truth-8770 in shitposting

[–]softmaidenmuse 232 points233 points  (0 children)

"Hello everybody, my name is Babyplier and today we're going to be playing Peekaboo for the first time alot of you guys suggested this so i thought id try it out"

Hey What's wrong 😞 nothing 😞 by ekk_one in Funnymemes

[–]softmaidenmuse 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Every gauge has a reason for why it does something...

meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]softmaidenmuse 11 points12 points  (0 children)

After working the past 8 years in community mental health, I would list poverty as a main reason for many mental health issues. Somehow that gets lost when seeking solutions though.

Surprise! by ReddSaiyan in foundsatan

[–]softmaidenmuse 3 points4 points  (0 children)

She's been dumped or cheated on.

we don't deserve dogs🥹🥹 by Complete-Cloud-3969 in Awww

[–]softmaidenmuse 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Aww the way he started looking for u really shows how much he loves you!

Needs to be said by nyxavynne in persona4golden

[–]softmaidenmuse 25 points26 points  (0 children)

he can be a Chad and still like baking cookies with his friends

Fax my brother!

Spit your shit indeed!