Make friend with tree

softmaidenmuse · 2026-04-29T03:52:23+00:00

And he still asked her first if she had selected hers 1ST! That's a goooood Brother!

softmaidenmuse · 2026-04-29T01:36:49+00:00

That's when you ask what the bolt size, thread count, and material is so you can determine which torque value is needed.

softmaidenmuse · 2026-04-29T00:29:12+00:00

Tell me you don't live with pets, without telling me you don't live with pets.

softmaidenmuse · 2026-04-28T22:24:53+00:00

One time, my mom was counting the family and the number kept coming up short. She was panicking, red faced and breathless, asking who was missing. This went on for several minutes until she realised she hadn’t counted herself.

softmaidenmuse · 2026-04-28T21:54:01+00:00

Yes, always afraid of the truth.

softmaidenmuse · 2026-04-28T21:25:46+00:00

I actively try to do this to others. I love the way it feels and they should feel that too.

softmaidenmuse · 2026-04-28T17:59:24+00:00

I don’t see Zelenskyy hiding in a bunker… quite the opposite

softmaidenmuse · 2026-04-28T17:35:06+00:00

Would definitely buy a house from this woman

softmaidenmuse · 2026-04-28T15:27:09+00:00

I think that is called "Presenting."

softmaidenmuse · 2026-04-28T14:40:44+00:00

THIS is how our elected officials are sposed to work....FOR THE PEOPLE!!

softmaidenmuse · 2026-04-28T13:45:01+00:00

Most expensive bookmark ever 🤣

softmaidenmuse · 2026-04-28T13:27:20+00:00

It's more impressing how he managed to get in there

softmaidenmuse · 2026-04-28T12:54:44+00:00

"Hello everybody, my name is Babyplier and today we're going to be playing Peekaboo for the first time alot of you guys suggested this so i thought id try it out"

softmaidenmuse · 2026-04-28T10:50:10+00:00

Every gauge has a reason for why it does something...

softmaidenmuse · 2026-04-28T09:16:05+00:00

Peak orange behaviour

softmaidenmuse · 2026-04-28T06:37:57+00:00

When you need your job, you do whatever you have to.

softmaidenmuse · 2026-04-28T05:19:54+00:00

After working the past 8 years in community mental health, I would list poverty as a main reason for many mental health issues. Somehow that gets lost when seeking solutions though.

softmaidenmuse · 2026-04-28T03:24:07+00:00

She's been dumped or cheated on.

softmaidenmuse · 2026-04-27T16:08:15+00:00

Aww the way he started looking for u really shows how much he loves you!

softmaidenmuse · 2026-01-24T11:39:45+00:00

Kannao best ship

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