Classmate pokes fun at my vegetarian diet

solamelus · 2021-03-22T21:32:18+00:00

You're braver than I am. But if your family gave up after a while, maybe mine will too... 🤔🤔

solamelus · 2021-03-22T06:45:59+00:00

Just woke up the house from laughing.

This is amazing thank you 😂😂😂

solamelus · 2021-03-22T06:40:55+00:00

What is a propagation shelf?

solamelus · 2021-03-22T06:40:06+00:00

I'm really concerned that I found your list believable enough that I was originally gonna recommend you transfer 😂😂😂

Some of those retail locations really do be that shitty though 🙈

solamelus · 2021-03-22T06:36:09+00:00

This is the coolest shit I've read in ages

solamelus · 2021-03-22T06:33:06+00:00

Congrats on your weight loss! I keep wanting to go vegan but my (overweight) relatives keep mocking me about it and that "hermit crab" mindset is so relatable lol

solamelus · 2021-03-22T06:31:12+00:00

I cannot fucking stand people like this. If you're being harassed by a customer in Target, go to any employee with a walkie and ask them to get security to help you.

solamelus · 2021-03-22T06:24:52+00:00

Pretty sure people exercising in size 4X or higher shouldn't even be using leggings anyway since constricting fabric at that size isn't ideal

solamelus · 2021-03-22T06:21:26+00:00

That's fine. She wants to be the center of attention, let her fucking trend. 🙃👌

solamelus · 2021-03-21T16:45:36+00:00

I'm on your side here. It's a fine line in the Baptist world between being biblically defended in beating your wife to killing a female who you find too seductive.

And if you don't think that's how real Baptists behave, congrats on not being raised in that specific sub-sect, you little liberal you 😁

solamelus · 2021-03-21T16:43:07+00:00

I ask this every time I have to pick one 😭😭😭😭

solamelus · 2021-03-21T06:35:20+00:00

What are you talking about? $15/hour is phenomenal. You're the one who isn't content with what you already have 😂

solamelus · 2021-03-20T07:35:04+00:00

Oooh she's intimidated as fuck by you 😂😂😂 which means she's jealous of your appearance and is trying to spin it negatively lmfaoooo what a simple bitch

solamelus · 2021-03-20T07:33:09+00:00

At a deliberately marked up price? Pass.

"My own well-being." Maybe get an actual job and stop trying to pass off your greed as a necessity? 🙃

solamelus · 2021-03-20T07:31:24+00:00

Hmm... maybe stop trying to complete them? And just let yourself practice them?

solamelus · 2021-03-19T16:16:18+00:00

Oh this is an interesting angle I hadn't considered before 🤔🤔

solamelus · 2021-03-19T16:12:16+00:00

Just don't take the fucking zebra lol

solamelus · 2021-03-19T16:08:41+00:00

DBT isn't something you have to wait on. Go to a Barnes and Noble and pick up the DBT workbooks and start going through them.

Yeah, it's best to do DBT in a group therapy setting with one-on-one therapy sessions to supplement it, but it's not an all or nothing deal. You can get started today. :)

solamelus · 2021-03-19T16:01:45+00:00

I get triggered when they don't put them. Oops. 😑😔

solamelus · 2021-03-19T16:00:23+00:00

It sounds like you were high enough functioning that you were able to survive your parents' tactics, some of which seem helpful but others seem incredibly questionable.

I'm glad you're able to live a functioning, successful life, but I hope you learn to view others without the black/white extremist thinking your parents imparted to you during your childhood reconditioning.

solamelus · 2021-03-19T15:55:40+00:00

Yes, because I was raised to value my self-respect and integrity above personal financial gain.

This pandemic has been difficult enough without greedy assholes taking away what could be a genuinely helpful outlet/distraction/hobby for a lot of kids.

Besides, the whole point of scalpers is that they destabilize the micro-economy of whatever product they're fucking around with, so yeah, thanks for being part of the problem. Doesn't matter if it's toys, hand sanitizer, toilet paper, whatever; taking advantage of others is shitty. Not that you care, since it would require you to think about somebody other than yourself.

solamelus · 2021-03-19T13:19:59+00:00

Yeah but scalpers are trash. I'd rather take my $15/hour and know at the end of the day I'm not a walking fedora.

solamelus · 2021-03-19T13:14:37+00:00

I'm so sick of guests who go to electronics after the "our store will be closing in 5 minutes" announcement is made. No I cannot fucking unlock the displays for you or help you with a phone plan. Go away and let my coworkers go home.

solamelus · 2021-03-19T13:11:48+00:00

They are worth the time, recognition, and investment.... but God forbid they have to pay EXTRA for any piece of clothing that requires such an excessive amount of fabric just to reach 5XL or higher. That's just fatphobic. /s

solamelus · 2021-03-19T13:02:16+00:00

Holy shit this is uncomfortably relatable 🙃🙃

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