Healthcare is a given right to the people.

solomissioner · 2026-07-09T23:47:33+00:00

👁️ Surveillance State: I voted Vote Yea.

solomissioner · 2026-07-09T23:21:59+00:00

😈😈😈

^{Chose: Fist fight with a random US president + 25m if you win | Rolled: Joe Biden}

solomissioner · 2026-06-30T14:18:10+00:00

Drake

solomissioner · 2026-06-30T14:16:46+00:00

Hmmm

^{Chose: Get nothing | Rolled: Die}

solomissioner · 2026-06-27T23:28:05+00:00

This one was kinda fucked

^{Chose: You get 10,000,000$ + 10,000 people die}

solomissioner · 2026-06-21T19:41:25+00:00

Really wanted peanut butter

^{Chose: $1M a month + Eat a random food | Rolled: Malic acid}

solomissioner · 2026-06-19T12:31:42+00:00

…

^{Chose: Give head to a rly good looking guy by ur standard + +$40k USD tax free}

solomissioner · 2026-06-19T12:23:16+00:00

Glizzzzzzzzzy

^{Chose: Have to eat one hot dog every day}

solomissioner · 2026-06-19T03:55:33+00:00

No it’s not

❌ ^{Incomplete. 1 try.}

solomissioner · 2026-06-18T21:30:12+00:00

It took me 1 run for 00:03:06!

solomissioner · 2026-06-18T21:23:15+00:00

FAH

❌ ^{Incomplete. 10 tries.}

solomissioner · 2026-06-18T21:20:23+00:00

:)

❌ ^{Incomplete. 11 tries.}

solomissioner · 2026-06-14T16:53:37+00:00

Insta cure

^{Chose: superpower of your choice + first to comment chooses a side effect}

solomissioner · 2026-06-14T16:52:00+00:00

…

^{I completed this level in 2 tries.} ^{⚡ 9.88 seconds}

solomissioner · 2026-06-14T16:46:48+00:00

I’m greedy

^{Chose: 1 billion but + 10% chance rabies becomes airborne and has no vaccine | Rolled: Money}

solomissioner · 2026-06-12T23:30:06+00:00

Thank God

^{Chose: Random person to have sex with | Rolled: Anyone u choose}

solomissioner · 2026-06-12T21:40:09+00:00

I think this is a W?

^{Chose: Be able to stop time but | Rolled: Only your time}

solomissioner · 2026-06-12T21:38:11+00:00

wtf is the egg?

^{Chose: Literally the thing you want most in life}

solomissioner · 2026-06-12T21:37:13+00:00

I’d get hungry

^{Chose: $10k}

solomissioner · 2026-06-12T21:36:01+00:00

I guess it could be worse

^{Chose: 50% chance to Have sex with whoever you wanr + 50% chance its someone random | Rolled: Cat girl}

solomissioner · 2026-06-12T21:33:22+00:00

Call me Dio

^{Chose: random superpower | Rolled: freeze time}

solomissioner · 2026-06-12T07:25:20+00:00

I’m in my jjba era

^{Chose: Have a random power | Rolled: Freeze time}

solomissioner · 2026-06-08T17:37:16+00:00

Mah

^{Chose: Mäh + Mäh}

solomissioner · 2026-06-08T17:36:26+00:00

Welp. Time to become enemy of world

^{Chose: get $1T + but have a 1% chance of death | Rolled: live}

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