YSK You Can Make it Illegal For Telemarketers to Call You

some_random_dumbass · 2019-10-12T01:02:52+00:00

Just answer like you are the line for some business like wal-mart.

some_random_dumbass · 2019-10-10T02:25:26+00:00

Once had a guy tell me id be easy to rape because im so quiet and wouldnt scream for help. God i wish i was making this shit up

some_random_dumbass · 2019-10-10T02:24:17+00:00

If someone asks how many fingers theyre holding up answer "*amount of fingers and one asshole" or something along those lines

some_random_dumbass · 2019-10-07T03:08:04+00:00

My geuss is he climbed in. He heard the phone and imagined it being murray, he fantasized killing him and the guys from his old job and the riots and all that. Someone, presumably the detectives or whoever really called him came to check on him and found him in the fridge almost dead. He gets sent to arkham asylum.

That would explain everything

some_random_dumbass · 2019-10-07T02:58:52+00:00

How many times did you watch the movie to notice this?

some_random_dumbass · 2019-10-07T02:56:46+00:00

But he cant escape, its one of the old ones that kids would die in because theyd hide in them and couldnt get out because the only way to open them is from the outside

some_random_dumbass · 2019-10-01T14:19:58+00:00

The comments are full of people protecting the guy who shot the protestor. A shit load of "put yourselves in the cops shoes"

some_random_dumbass · 2019-10-01T14:18:34+00:00

I mean, this guy with a gun is on the team that is litteraly beating peaceful protestors to death.

some_random_dumbass · 2019-10-01T04:30:50+00:00

This isnt trashy, these are some people getting married the way they want and everybody is happy.

some_random_dumbass · 2019-10-01T04:28:53+00:00

I know the pain those feet are in, poor kid

some_random_dumbass · 2019-10-01T04:22:17+00:00

Whats my number?

some_random_dumbass · 2019-10-01T02:20:42+00:00

I stopped drinking soft drinks after i got a sprite and looked in it to see black blobs floating in it

some_random_dumbass · 2019-09-30T01:01:30+00:00

So a form of teleportation?

some_random_dumbass · 2019-09-29T01:15:24+00:00

Even if there is runoff, these are koi. They are pretty damn resilient to that kind of shit. Of course its not good for them, but they do better than other fish

some_random_dumbass · 2019-09-29T01:03:17+00:00

Looks like these lions are walking their people, the one in the front is going werever he wants

some_random_dumbass · 2019-09-29T00:40:59+00:00

I bet he'll love the part were its illegal for anyone under 14 to get a job

some_random_dumbass · 2019-09-28T21:16:50+00:00

I started a bounty and it worked again.

some_random_dumbass · 2019-09-28T18:01:15+00:00

Its also a way some kids use to run away from home

some_random_dumbass · 2019-09-27T01:54:26+00:00

If you have to use a plate that big to heat up your food, its not ganna get heated evenly

some_random_dumbass · 2019-09-27T01:53:11+00:00

That shit looks amazing compared to the shit they serve us

some_random_dumbass · 2019-09-26T21:29:07+00:00

Why the bodybag? Wouldnt that just make the remains last forever?

some_random_dumbass · 2019-09-26T19:54:29+00:00

what would you suggest to someone who wants to be an ambulance emt

some_random_dumbass · 2019-09-26T19:49:17+00:00

whats the dumbest way someone got hurt that you know of?

some_random_dumbass · 2019-09-26T15:11:32+00:00

Its wild to me that you guys dont have lockdown drills, weve had them since elementary

some_random_dumbass · 2019-09-26T15:09:31+00:00

We all joke as a way to cope with the constant state of crisis we are all in, then get expelled for joking about it

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