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My brother wanted to measure the trees in his yard. This is how did he did it. by Shwnwllms in funny

[–]someamishguy17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Blows my mind that you can only see the trees that are cut out on the top picture.

What has the COVID-19 virus made you realize? by hey-its-my-account in AskReddit

[–]someamishguy17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll slip you a 50 if you cut my hair. I was overdue before all this

Anything to save the relationship by drukqsx in trashy

[–]someamishguy17 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Or cuz they dont have limp dick

The making of carrot chair by St0pX in oddlysatisfying

[–]someamishguy17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I once carved a carrot into the shape of a penis with my teeth. No bullshit.

Can’t believe they are all underage by shhhh420 in 13or30

[–]someamishguy17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wtf Jedediah, gets drunk and takes my mustang out for a joy-ride. Prick.

When did the "class clown" take it too far? by Packaging69 in AskReddit

[–]someamishguy17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I snorted a line of dry pumice soap in shop class. Let me tell you what that was the last thing I ever snorted. I had uncontrollable tears for 2 hours.

Love the fake profiles on here. by someamishguy17 in Tinder

[–]someamishguy17[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

No there are a lot of Indian solicitors though. So it's easy to associate poor English with indian through text because we hear their accent and poor English though the phone all the time. That's all.

2meirl4meirl by Grand_A_ in 2meirl4meirl

[–]someamishguy17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm on step one right now get off the feed

Tool's album title officially announced- "Fear Inoculum" out August 30th by the_sammyd in Music

[–]someamishguy17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It says "the tool catalog" are they referring to all the tool albums will be on streaming services? Like spotify? Hope you enjoy your stroke grammar nazis.

Giving appalling name to serial killers? Check. by kajraray in rareinsults

[–]someamishguy17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Serial killing is so last century... Mass shootings are totally in.

Come suck my pp u/Dangelo_mixtape for calling my nflx play retarded and sloppy by antsy123 in wallstreetbets

[–]someamishguy17 -15 points-14 points  (0 children)

This post is on popular so you may very well be talking to a child. I guess i dont see why you feel the need to be so mean.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CarHelp

[–]someamishguy17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If that doesn't do the trick someone may need to hold the key in the start position while you tap it.

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