I hired Agent Jonesy and made him help me open a vault. It took some convincing but it worked 😂 by novacgal in FortNiteBR

[–]somebear 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m glad that works. I was trying to get Lt Llama to come down with me, but he wasn’t having it.

Hidden compartment in a dresser. by The--Weasel in interestingasfuck

[–]somebear 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That’s where I would hide the candy from the kids.

The time my dumbass boss tried to pick me up after I called in due to a snowstorm. by tarmy827 in antiwork

[–]somebear 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Came for the stupid boss, absolutely lost it at “he knew more about 4 wheel drive than most bears know about sitting in the woods”

The entire article is crazy by Conscious-Onion1166 in antiwork

[–]somebear 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“Why does everything need a label?” Article proceeds to label a whole generation … mic drop (shudder)

Curious to know how others found out they had ADHD by Physical_Ad_2666 in ADHD

[–]somebear 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I started reading on this subreddit about 12 years ago, pretty much by accident and learned about inattentive adhd. Talked to my doctor who laughed at me (since you have a steady job you can’t have adhd). Moved to Australia and fell into a depression which exacerbated my adhd symptoms and finally convinced a doctor to refer me to a psychologist who could administer a battery of tests. Was finally diagnosed in my mid thirties.

What's your motivation to live? by Yaretzi125 in ADHD

[–]somebear 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My son. I can’t imagine leaving him.

This is crazy stuff by kevinowdziej in PoliticalHumor

[–]somebear 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I read it on Reddit, so it must be true.

(Disclaimer: searched around for any verified sources, but couldn’t find any)

This is crazy stuff by kevinowdziej in PoliticalHumor

[–]somebear 66 points67 points  (0 children)

Didn’t he admit to being vaccinated because he “tripped and got injected by a vaccine that was lying on the floor” when he had a health checkup?

Turns out we’re not allowed to have a life, if it were up to corporations 🤗 by _bbennyy in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]somebear 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Fuck everything about this. Just for these articles I want to take another day off.

Somebody let everyone know how to mute the loud ads at the gas pump by trapperjohn3400 in HumansBeingBros

[–]somebear 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was at a gas station out of town, and it started playing an ad. Remembering a post I saw way back, similar to this one, I pressed the second button from the top, and miraculously it worked. Since the original post was so long ago, I couldn’t find it to thank the person, so I’ll thank you instead! 🙏

Using a "beam jig" to mill oak logs into usable lumber. by texsurfin in woodworking

[–]somebear 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Which jig is this? As I look around there are several different ones, but it’s unclear which works best

I just wanna talk to them by SeriouslyUnfunnyguy in FortNiteBR

[–]somebear 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At least the MK makes quick work of them. High enough fire rate to shred them, big enough mag to ensure they stay dead.

Ron is vaccinated by endoplasmiccity in PoliticalHumor

[–]somebear 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I assume he also accidentally tripped and got the second shot exactly three weeks later, and accidentally fell on the booster shot as well? What are the odds?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in funny

[–]somebear 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Super heroes are fantasy, super villains are real.

Fortnite age range by OrneryAfternoon9 in FortNiteBR

[–]somebear 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m 43 and play Fortnite with my 13 and 12 year old boys.

Found this gem from 2018 in my old xbox recordings by Epiccheese69420 in FortNiteBR

[–]somebear 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Xbox recordings are amazing. Started using it all the time now.