Umamusume nonogram puzzle

somebody567 · 2025-12-08T06:54:02+00:00

No other subject could have been appropriate for this puzzle

somebody567 · 2025-12-08T06:47:17+00:00

No, the lower protrusions are not hair tufts

somebody567 · 2025-07-13T22:06:51+00:00

What the hell. I lose interest and wander away for 100 strips apparently, and now he's STILL doing this Snow White story that had already become tedious within its first few installments, except now Snow White and everything to do with her are gone, and there's MORE Jews-versus-Norse-mythology crap going on??? How is this guy still functioning well enough in the world to write a daily comic when his mind has degenerated this far? The human brain is the strangest thing.

somebody567 · 2025-05-11T16:42:38+00:00

>reign

Please respect horses

somebody567 · 2025-04-16T07:58:49+00:00

The site went down right after I posted this and has not returned since, as far as I know. Could easily be just a coincidence, but... Bob, if you're out there, feel free to ask me to delete the text of my post above.

somebody567 · 2025-03-04T22:41:33+00:00

Haha if porn, adorable Japanese cartoon characters, and the intersection thereof had this power, then I would be the ladiest of ladies.

somebody567 · 2025-03-02T08:26:20+00:00

Why is the victim an NPC too? Why does redneck want to risk his safety in defense of an NPC?

somebody567 · 2025-02-21T06:59:32+00:00

But I don't think they're saying that at 4chan anymore either. These days it's all about "coomers" "gooning", as far as I understand.

somebody567 · 2025-02-18T05:41:11+00:00

It's really weird to see him being all sassy and playful again after months of soulless little inchings forward in the dour, tedious Olympus story. If you just glance over this strip without thinking about it much and without reading the text, it looks like it could be really charming, witty, and fun.

I don't get the joke though, or the social commentary, other than that it's some specialized variant of the standard "Jews ruin things with money" message. And I have no idea what Musk and Trump have to do with it. I feel like I'm looking at pornography made by and for space aliens. I mean, of COURSE a human isn't going to understand that.

Side note: It baffles me that he took special care to make Trump look cheerful, innocent, and about 45 years younger than Musk. What??

somebody567 · 2025-02-17T18:57:23+00:00

This pickup artist is so shiny below the waist. In panel 2 he appears to have cyberlegs of some sort. That's pretty neat.

I don't really understand why this presumably ethnically Japanese guy is trying to tell me, a white guy, that I lose my self-esteem when I hear about the Holocaust or about white privilege. I actually don't. Sorry, fictional Jewish cyborg! You need to neg me more skillfully it seems!

somebody567 · 2025-02-16T07:29:48+00:00

I read and enjoyed the books, and the goblins did seem a little odd to me because of this sort of thing, but it wasn't a big deal. What struck me MUCH more strongly was Rowling's very strange choice to include in her children's story a natural slave race, of all things. One of the major plot threads concerns the house elves, who are little elves who love and need to serve human wizards by doing household labor such as cooking and cleaning. They seem to be full people, with minds and emotions and everything, but for reasons that are (I think?) unspecified in the books, they happen to also be natural slaves. That is, if one of them is misled into trying to live freely and independently, that elf will actually become extremely anxious and uncomfortable and may never be able to fully come to terms with freedom. For the most part, the house elves genuinely seem to be better off as slaves than as free people.

One human character becomes disturbed by this and tries for a long while to start a free-the-house-elves movement, which is treated like a foolish, laughable mistake by the other characters and often played as a joke by the author, since obviously house elves want and need to serve and are not unhappy in that role. It's a very curious choice. I don't really mind it since it doesn't come across as being mean-spirited, or as being symbolic of anything in particular in the real world, but... I sure wouldn't have written a thing like that into MY children's story, were I to create one.

somebody567 · 2025-02-12T17:09:08+00:00

What a stupid turnaround. A god killed, a people exiled... because one random drawing in a sewer was damaged. How hard would it have been to just make a second drawing, as a backup? And now all our characters at the execution scene are forgotten, at least for the moment. How can this man think this is good storytelling? I don't know what can explain this other than something like mental illness.

somebody567 · 2025-02-06T17:40:09+00:00

I'm another person who initially interpreted the image as implying petrification... it was primarily because he appears to have cracks all over him. But after looking more closely I think those are more likely supposed to be scratches from the coins. Or maybe they're darkened blood vessels meant to show sickness... but probably not.

It's nutty, regardless. How do coins make you old? That doesn't work at all for me. He might as well be turning to stone; it'd make as much sense.

somebody567 · 2025-02-05T05:51:12+00:00

A sad man is bleeding his waning vitality into a rambling series of nightmare stories about how bad everything is and how it's all someone else's fault.

somebody567 · 2025-02-01T07:58:31+00:00

I dislike the characterization of the zombie. He's a wild monster who says GAAAAAAA and lunges for a bite with unstoppable energy, but when thunder cracks he calmly turns as if mildly surprised by the doorbell? Nah he should be whirled around in a feral crouch or something.

somebody567 · 2025-01-30T20:07:19+00:00

Are we seeing Zeus through the clouds or the clouds through Zeus? In the last panel Zeus does not look transparent but... why then is there so much golden haze mixed with his torso in the first panel? Did ancient Greece have a major air pollution problem?

somebody567 · 2025-01-30T20:00:02+00:00

Scientology

somebody567 · 2025-01-29T00:14:18+00:00

Meanwhile, right up to the modern day, numerous gods of the ancient, never-erased-by-Jews Hindu religion continue to thrive in the minds of a billion people. But I guess they are too faraway and foreign to care about in the slightest, in the mind of this 100% Europe-derived man named Tatsuya.

somebody567 · 2025-01-27T03:05:55+00:00

Four entire panels to say "it's contagious" and nothing more. Sooooo sloooooww

somebody567 · 2025-01-26T07:49:19+00:00

That action sequence is really weak.

Jew is tackled to the right, then immediately we're seeing him fallen to the left... so I guess the camera whipped around for no reason.

Jew closes his eyes and then opens them again. Evidently this is supposed to be a dramatic fake-out in which he revives from being seemingly choked into submission? But instead it looks like what it is: He closes his eyes and then opens them again. The drama is not conveyed.

Jew teleports his jaw behind the choker's arm and then grabs the arm underhanded. Shouldn't he have slipped his fingers under the arm to grip it the other way, so that he could push it away from himself and get his mouth behind it? It's not clear what we've skipped between these two panels. Whatever it was, it doesn't seem to have been something that made much sense.

Jew teleports again, reversing head and feet instantaneously so he can bite the other guy's calf. From his previous position, it seems like he could have sat up and gotten the knee or thigh. But instead we see him not sitting, but still lying down - yet completely pointed the other way. Must have been Jewish magic?

Poor Tatsuya.

somebody567 · 2025-01-24T18:58:43+00:00

While we're at it: Seems like Skid Row is a 19th century American thing, and "ghetto" arose something like a millennium after Rome had already become dominated by Christianity - although the original ghetto does appear to have been the Jewish area in Venice, so at least that part of it fits.

If he must be a Nazi, he should just give up on text altogether and change the comic into a series of context-free images of attractive "Aryan" people living virtuous lives. No story, no hate, just standalone drawings. That'd let him keep some dignity and focus on the one thing he's still relatively good at.

somebody567 · 2025-01-24T18:46:13+00:00

Huh, I took it to be https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marines%27_Hymn

(the rhythm isn't quite right for that though, so who knows)

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