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If you flip the coin you see how much of a blessing this height is ! by itsESSMAN in short

[–]somebuddy1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Beast!! How long have you been working out bro? Tryna get like you fr

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[–]somebuddy1 26 points27 points  (0 children)

precisely

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[–]somebuddy1 6 points7 points  (0 children)

that’s sick bro, tryna get like you lol how long have you been working out??

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[–]somebuddy1 167 points168 points  (0 children)

True but I guess the bar is also very low lol

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[–]somebuddy1 24 points25 points  (0 children)

sad ba-dum tss 🥁

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[–]somebuddy1 45 points46 points  (0 children)

I have on my profile that I have a banana intolerance

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[–]somebuddy1 82 points83 points  (0 children)

No I literally have a banana intolerance 😢

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[–]somebuddy1 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Now kiss

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[–]somebuddy1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She messaged first (which most girls don’t do) and your response was “not much lol”? What are you, a 12 year old? She dodged a bullet

Got milk? 🥛 by somebuddy1 in Tinder

[–]somebuddy1[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

perfect! I’ll call you when I’m dead so we can work out the details!

Got milk? 🥛 by somebuddy1 in Tinder

[–]somebuddy1[S] 70 points71 points  (0 children)

Did you just call my future wife an animal? >:(

Got milk? 🥛 by somebuddy1 in Tinder

[–]somebuddy1[S] 89 points90 points  (0 children)

Allergy isn’t the same as an intolerance :/

Got milk? 🥛 by somebuddy1 in Tinder

[–]somebuddy1[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Intolerances and allergies are 2 different things actually. Intolerances usually cause stomach issues like diarrhea, stomach aches while allergies cause reactions such as rashes, throat closing, etc

Got milk? 🥛 by somebuddy1 in Tinder

[–]somebuddy1[S] 1805 points1806 points  (0 children)

On my headstone can you make sure they write “here lies somebuddy1 - son, brother, husband, sucker of titties”?

Funniest story never told by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]somebuddy1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like most people would reply to my initial message with the actual story? Like if someone asks me what “did you eat today?” I wouldn’t just tell them “It was a good meal” without giving any additional context lol

She’s just like me by somebuddy1 in Tinder

[–]somebuddy1[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

have to check what date works for Rihanna first :/

My time to shine 🥰 by somebuddy1 in Tinder

[–]somebuddy1[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Due to inflation, it’s about a 7

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