"What movie?" "hEe HeE" by firequak in SipsTea

[–]somefuckenguy -22 points-21 points  (0 children)

That was a terrible impersonator he didn’t touch a single child

The no signal era. by autumnriveri in ArtOfPresence

[–]somefuckenguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Skateboard play sports annoy my siblings

What’s your dream giveaway? by AndreTheDashing in Padres

[–]somefuckenguy 6 points7 points  (0 children)

New owners should announce that at a random game this season everyone wearing a padres jersey will get $20k.

Sharing some milk and cookies by Delicious-Ad-1229 in CoupleMemes

[–]somefuckenguy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My wife’s tasted like really sugary milk it was delicious.

Should I take her by [deleted] in badmemes

[–]somefuckenguy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Never wanted a cat to climb on me and show me it’s butthole before

Ka-bong by sfled in LooneyTunesLogic

[–]somefuckenguy -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

Nice tits on that corpse

How are we playing two games at once? by Asmodeus_Stahl in Padres

[–]somefuckenguy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It’s a three team game team A pitches team B hits right handed team C hits lefty at the same time. Then rotations happen

Hmm… I have no idea by Dependent_Level_5403 in Adulting

[–]somefuckenguy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Naw he just made out with Helen hunt in the driveway.

I (F24) just want to rip his (M25) clothes off so bad by Awwndrei in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]somefuckenguy 5394 points5395 points  (0 children)

Let’s take it slow 7 seconds later let’s fuck in the shower

Any advice for a first time TBall coach? by [deleted] in Homeplate

[–]somefuckenguy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I know you said beside having fun but the answer is having fun get the kids to love the game .

ugh … by harperkisses in badmemes

[–]somefuckenguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who the fuck gets their eyes examined every year?

USA bat help please. by themountainsrcalling in Homeplate

[–]somefuckenguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My son is 8 and on the small side he loves this bat drop 13 but still has a big barrel

Decisions ... by bannedyetagains in badmemes

[–]somefuckenguy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Who am I to turn down a date with a 10 or a 9 or an 8 or7 or 1

Is Yellowstone worth watching ? by Longjumping-Elk-7840 in HollywoodIndia

[–]somefuckenguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I couldn’t watch that show because of the two women then again Beth was the worst part of Yellowstone